IBlvNTmWrk
Dawn of a New Day
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Twas the night before the bowl game, and all thru VolNation
Most posters were restless, with mild anticipation.
Some fans were hung over, with too much to drink,
And more than a few took a piss in the sink.
VolNationers were nestled all snug in their beds,
While Billy C. amazingly started more threads.
And 33 in her kerchief, and 83 in his towel,
Had just settled in when she gave a loud howl.
When all thru the website there arose such a clatter,
VolFreak sprang into action to see what was the matter.
Quick to the wireframes he flew like a flash,
Checked out the url and emptied his cache.
The T on the breast of Hearts previous avy
Most think disappeared too soon --- HV, you savvy?
When, what bneath her name should suddenly appear,
Shes now in the kitchen fetchin sammiches and beer.
With a sharp, clever wit and occasional catcall,
I knew in a moment it was BigPapaVol.
And with lots of good insight the recruiting posts came,
Most often from AllVol as he called them by name.
Now Clear! Now, Pagen! Now, Wilder and Johnson!
Come, Lanier! Come, Wright! Come Richardson and Dawson!
To the top of the list! To the top of them all!
Now sign today! Sign today! Come be a Vol!
As dry heaves after reading an LG post may come,
When Windy, GaSouthernVol, and Hman have a threesome.
So also will Sarah Palin then become our President,
And weve learned that the mods, like God, are omnipotent.
And then, in a twinkling, appears another thread
In the Endzone where many a poster may tread.
The place where one can find the occasional pleasantry,
As well as a poster thats NewToVolCountry.
Though occasionally it may happen that a poster is torched,
Youll find Sly, Lyls, and others chillin on Smowkees porch.
An Ego, a Count, and a WildnKrazyKat
And jhen who speaks oh so lovingly of Nat.
Some dressed all in fur, and some with ghey feet,
And orange pompom pants have been seen on the street.
A bundle of friends, you could not find any better,
With VolMania at 52k+ being a real post pacesetter.
JayTrains eyes how they twinkle, Mullets posts how merry!
I4Jay, Cwil, and 14 in love with Halle Berry.
Many posts are funny, with a few that are shady,
And Volgal is the Nations own My Fair Lady.
Breasts or legs, good ways to flirt, and a random thought or two,
You can even post something about the poster above you.
So Ill finish this with a simple and heartfelt toast,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good post!"
With all sincerity... I wish everyone a very merry Christmas, and a safe, happy, healthy and prosperous New Year.
Most posters were restless, with mild anticipation.
Some fans were hung over, with too much to drink,
And more than a few took a piss in the sink.
VolNationers were nestled all snug in their beds,
While Billy C. amazingly started more threads.
And 33 in her kerchief, and 83 in his towel,
Had just settled in when she gave a loud howl.
When all thru the website there arose such a clatter,
VolFreak sprang into action to see what was the matter.
Quick to the wireframes he flew like a flash,
Checked out the url and emptied his cache.
The T on the breast of Hearts previous avy
Most think disappeared too soon --- HV, you savvy?
When, what bneath her name should suddenly appear,
Shes now in the kitchen fetchin sammiches and beer.
With a sharp, clever wit and occasional catcall,
I knew in a moment it was BigPapaVol.
And with lots of good insight the recruiting posts came,
Most often from AllVol as he called them by name.
Now Clear! Now, Pagen! Now, Wilder and Johnson!
Come, Lanier! Come, Wright! Come Richardson and Dawson!
To the top of the list! To the top of them all!
Now sign today! Sign today! Come be a Vol!
As dry heaves after reading an LG post may come,
When Windy, GaSouthernVol, and Hman have a threesome.
So also will Sarah Palin then become our President,
And weve learned that the mods, like God, are omnipotent.
And then, in a twinkling, appears another thread
In the Endzone where many a poster may tread.
The place where one can find the occasional pleasantry,
As well as a poster thats NewToVolCountry.
Though occasionally it may happen that a poster is torched,
Youll find Sly, Lyls, and others chillin on Smowkees porch.
An Ego, a Count, and a WildnKrazyKat
And jhen who speaks oh so lovingly of Nat.
Some dressed all in fur, and some with ghey feet,
And orange pompom pants have been seen on the street.
A bundle of friends, you could not find any better,
With VolMania at 52k+ being a real post pacesetter.
JayTrains eyes how they twinkle, Mullets posts how merry!
I4Jay, Cwil, and 14 in love with Halle Berry.
Many posts are funny, with a few that are shady,
And Volgal is the Nations own My Fair Lady.
Breasts or legs, good ways to flirt, and a random thought or two,
You can even post something about the poster above you.
So Ill finish this with a simple and heartfelt toast,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good post!"
With all sincerity... I wish everyone a very merry Christmas, and a safe, happy, healthy and prosperous New Year.
lol: That's good IBlv
