Official Jon Gruden Thread XIV

[Dudleys87]

Hello? He is wearing a pleated skirt? :lol:

Things that make you say WTF?

:lolabove:

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

We got gas in opp. I was stared at as soon as I got out of the car. I felt like a black man in the 50's trying to walk into a resturaunt (not racist, y'all don't know my color )

That's odd..the people here are some of the friendliest you'll ever meet.

 

[PrattvilleVol]

Don't they have a weird ass skating rink there? Wonder how many unwilling chicks lost their virginity in that parking lot.

I don't know never had the nads to stop...but I did see two flaming hot chicks in Montgomery tonight. They were in a old corolla covered in red dirt. Looked like "What about Earls" squeeze. I'm thinking it's a big world and you can do a whole lot better...They've probably never been further than Auburn

 

[DNBVOL]

Don't they have a weird ass skating rink there? Wonder how many unwilling chicks lost their virginity in that parking lot.

Probably all 10 of them. And was probably with their brothers and cousins.

 

[Escape Goat]

Hello? He is wearing a pleated skirt? :lol:

Things that make you say WTF?

.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Lmao. Who knows. Must be all they know. Me and my wife thought the same. When we got to little rock Arkansas what we saw took the cake. It sucked as bad, and we got to see two toothless prostitutes make their rounds trying to get their hustle on. Great back drop to eat food too

So, what you are saying is sexy time was had at discount prices, right?

 

[Dudleys87]

what the hell is with the skirts?

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Gotta bounce. Fading fast. Goodnight Rucker, Doyle, Goat and all. Be back on tomorrow.

Buenos Nachos...or sumpin like that.

 

[Escape Goat]

Probably all 10 of them. And was probably with their brothers and cousins.

Geeeeeee roooo. Seeeeee

 

[Escape Goat]

You seem to know an awful lot....

If I want any more lip from you tonight I will scrape it off my zipper mister.

 

[Escape Goat]

So, what you are saying is sexy time was had at discount prices, right?

I ate Arby's and bounced

 

[pattiycake]

what the hell is with the skirts?

I have NO idea..freaked me out!

 

[Jake]

If I want any more lip from you tonight I will scrape it off my zipper mister.

Sup EG!!! I just got off work an popped in to see who was still lurking. Pleasant surprise to to see you here!!

 

[PrattvilleVol]

I ate Arby's and bounced

Beef & cheddar mid is all it takes.

 

[Escape Goat]

Sup EG!!! I just got off work an popped in to see who was still lurking. Pleasant surprise to to see you here!!

That's nice of you to say Jake. Good to see you bro. Hope you are doing ok

 

[Jake]

Hi Patti!!

 

[Escape Goat]

Beef & cheddar mid is all it takes.

Lol man!

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Sup EG!!! I just got off work an popped in to see who was still lurking. Pleasant surprise to to see you here!!

Sup Jake?

 

[Escape Goat]

Hi Patti!!

Just ignore her please

 

[Dudleys87]

If I want any more lip from you tonight I will scrape it off my zipper mister.

Damnit, I hate it when I can think of nothing to say.

 

[pattiycake]

Hi Patti!!

Hi Jake! :wavey:

 

[Jake]

That's nice of you to say Jake. Good to see you bro. Hope you are doing ok

Tired! Bartender tonite...

 

[PrattvilleVol]

Aight guys..I'm out. Keep it between the ditches

 

[Escape Goat]

Damnit, I hate it when I can think of nothing to say.

I asked you to walk my smelly farting ass dog earlier. You let me down bro.

 

[Escape Goat]

Aight guys..I'm out. Keep it between the ditches

Later man