Behind the scenes every frickin' night this week at the offices of (fill in your local media outlet):
Intern 1: "Man, it sure is boring around here this time of night."
Intern 2: "Yeah. Wish something interesting would happen. Wait...why not MAKE something run happen?!"
Intern 1: "What do you mean?"
Intern 2: "Let's post a story about Gruden having a firm offer to coach at Tennessee. Throw in something about 10% of Dollywood and a llama farm. That's sure to rattle their cages for awhile! Man, we can sit back and read message board posts from those folks all morning!"
Intern 1: "That's a GREAT idea! You write the copy, and I'll make it look like it came from the senior editor himself."
(Calm down and let's just wait and see who crawls out from the mist to lead us.)