Official Jon Gruden Thread XIII

[VolsRule]

Message board rumors going around that press conference is being set up. Nothing from UT or any media..

will gruden announce before the presser?

 

[VolNExile]

Just asking sir. Never been to a Vol BB game.

Well, get your sorry ass on over, then.

 

[SMU Vol]

Boo yahhhhh

Why should we believe a guy with two posts who joined this month?

 

[Mike4Vols]

I'm out guys. Long but productive day on the Gruden front. Lets hope we're partying our asses off this time manana.....

 

[Escape Goat]

Well, get your sorry ass on over, then.

My ass is unapologetic mam. It would never be sorry :hi:

 

[SamRebel35]

Basically told skeeter he was fired.

Huh?

 

[JAllen18]

There is not going to be any work done tommorow. I'm going to be glued to this thread.

 

[Escape Goat]

Why should we believe a guy with two posts who joined this month?

I don't.

 

[BP4Prez]

From Babyvol:

Posted: Today 1:34 AM
"Guys I need a favor...if anyone has a Volquest
Account....please go over there and tell Papaw that it is done! Gruden is all Vol! May God Bless Him!!!"

 

[JayVols]

Rucker is starting to piss me the hell off.

What an asshat.

Disregard any positive lyrics and just focus on the title:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPn0KFlbqX8&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/youtube]

 

[globadoc]

Behind the scenes every frickin' night this week at the offices of (fill in your local media outlet):

Intern 1: "Man, it sure is boring around here this time of night."
Intern 2: "Yeah. Wish something interesting would happen. Wait...why not MAKE something run happen?!"
Intern 1: "What do you mean?"
Intern 2: "Let's post a story about Gruden having a firm offer to coach at Tennessee. Throw in something about 10% of Dollywood and a llama farm. That's sure to rattle their cages for awhile! Man, we can sit back and read message board posts from those folks all morning!"
Intern 1: "That's a GREAT idea! You write the copy, and I'll make it look like it came from the senior editor himself."

(Calm down and let's just wait and see who crawls out from the mist to lead us.)

 

[Liper]

Oh yeah…was Hart really in Oklahoma when this stuff started breaking? Surely he got word it was coming..

 

[Escape Goat]

From Babyvol:

Posted: Today 1:34 AM
"Guys I need a favor...if anyone has a Volquest
Account....please go over there and tell Papaw that it is done! Gruden is all Vol! May God Bless Him!!!"

Boom worthy

 

[Weee'rre Baaccckk]

Spider 2 Y Banana

 

[wolfej]

Come on goat.... Come back to the dark side.... We've got candy! And gruden !!

Shouldn't you be in bed? Don't you have work tomorrow?

 

[VolNExile]

It was absolutely not Zook... it was GA Jack Sells.

:hi: Thanks, my bad. I was alive at the time, and I remember the napalm aimed at Zook, but I don't remember the details.

So was it that Zook was already gone to Florida, and asked Sells to fax the playbook?

I just remember that it was "my" Kinko's, and I felt pretty damn pissed.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I gotta take me a look at that.

They be throwing down in there.

Rise above it guys. This is a day of Grude tidings to your fellow Vol fans (and gloating to everyone else).

 

[JAllen18]

Thanks. Props to the guys that would talk to me. I'm just a messenger. Once this is put to bed, I'm retiring to the Caribbean.

Thanks for sticking round Jay. With all the trolls and FF, I would have left a long time ago.

 

[BigVol90]

From Babyvol:

Posted: Today 1:34 AM
"Guys I need a favor...if anyone has a Volquest
Account....please go over there and tell Papaw that it is done! Gruden is all Vol! May God Bless Him!!!"

This... Loving it!:rock:

 

[allvols4life]

Whatt up Goat?

 

[Escape Goat]

Thanks for sticking round Jay. With all the trolls and FF, I would have left a long time ago.

Me too, oh wait

 

[warrior]

Why should we believe a guy with two posts who joined this month?

Because he sounds right. Skeeter sounds wrong and desperate. He has been wrong up until now, what would make me think different. It is not about who you were. It is about who you are.

 

[Escape Goat]

Whatt up Goat?

Night shift. What's up with you man?

 

[Giveem6]

CliffsNotes thread is a mess.

Who needs cliff notes when you've read the past 15000 post

 

[VolNExile]

I've never eaten @ Petros. .

Son, what the hell is wrong with you?? hmy: