Official Jon Gruden Thread XI

[JayVols]

Havin' a ball

You remind me of me. I try to have fun where ever I'm at.

 

[Velo Vol]

No one PMs me scoops anymore.

 

[MWR]

"Well Mike, what we have here tonight is a battle between two, well-coached, championship-caliber teams in the Panthers and Eagles. It should be a grea.....ahh the h*** with this....(rips off jacket, shirt, and tie revealing a #16 UT jersey underneath) Vols B*****! (Does the mic drop and walks away.)

that should throw him off your scent

You can call it NOT-Achilles

I'll file these 3 posts under the "Posts I wish I'd made" category. Good job.

Don't make OV angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

What's up OV?

Yeah. I hear he can (or could in his younger days) kick a football 120 yards, against the wind.

 

[WinginFlorida]

Of the realistic candidates I'd be okay with Gundy and Patterson. Maybe Mora.

Pipe dream: Payton and Carroll

I'll revolt if anyone else is hired.

Your margin for error for revolting is shrinking by the hour...

 

[goooooovols]

So 5pm presser today from the Cracker Barrel on Kingston Pike?

fyp, UT is a Cracker Barrel school...Dolly will introduce!

 

[Obsessed]

Well, most of them recently found out that the internet is available on computers now.

Haha

 

[JayVols]

I find it interesting that.................

1. Stoops denying interest in our opening
2. Fisher denying interest in our opening

3. Gruden is as quiet as a mouse.

Coincidence.

 

[Bukstar]

1) UT would have to seek permission from Louisville to speak with CCS.
2) We would actually have to interview him.
3) A contract would pretty much have to be signed.
4) A 3:00 presser would have to be called (it's 2:30).
5) Strong still has a game to go and I doubt SERIOUSLY that Hart or Strong would blow Louisville's final game to save 6 days. This would be very low class.

NONE of this would survive spying efforts. Item number 1 would get out like wildfire.

I think you are wrong about #1. I don't remember USC asking permission to talk to Kiffin while he was our head coach. Although, I think Hart would ask permission because it is the right thing to do.

 

[VolsSportsFan]

No one PMs me scoops anymore.

Chocolate or vanilla?

 

[Elvis68Vol]

You remind me of me. I try to have fun where ever I'm at.

guess you have never been to prison.

 

[Tenacguy50]

I find it interesting that.................

1. Stoops denying interest in our opening
2. Fisher denying interest in our opening

3. Gruden is as quiet as a mouse.

And Hart

 

[MWR]

I do not know anything about other candidates.

Probably aren't any.

 

[alexconner]

So 5pm presser today from the IHOP on Kingston Pike?

Outside Panhellenic Bldg on the Strip

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMyQpJlV3yU[/youtube]

 

[865dude]

When does gruden deny any rumor?

Usually after espn reports he accepted the job. Like miami

 

[Chilmonty]

When does gruden deny any rumor?

Didn't the Gruden camp officially deny the Arky offer??

Not sure if I remember that correctly, it a few days and umpteen zillion posts ago!

 

[vollygirl]

One of y'all text me when it breaks. I gotta get some work done.

 

[JayVols]

I'll file these 3 posts under the "Posts I wish I'd made" category. Good job.




Yeah. I hear he can (or could in his younger days) kick a football 120 yards, against the wind.

Biggest kicker I've ever met.

 

[OSVolFan]

And Hart

Hart is probably quiet b/c he's off looking for the goose that laid the golden egg.......

 

[CountVolcula]

So 5pm presser today from the IHOP on Kingston Pike?

F that

I'm uptown

Ye Ole Steakhouse or nothing else

 

[Wilson27]

One of y'all text me when it breaks. I gotta get some work done.

Wus

 

[Captainzach1]

Didn't the Gruden camp officially deny the Arky offer??

Not sure if I remember that correctly, it a few days and umpteen zillion posts ago!

Other people say no offer was ever made....like mort

 

[MBVolFan]

No offense but most of those you mentioned also said Randy Shannon was a done deal. It's time u folks lay your hopes and dreams somewhere else. I hope my source is wrong but I just don't think he is. And the one that pointed out that I also mentioned that Hart was interviewing in NY and that it made no sense...you better check again. He is...

Not again. :no:

 

[VOLout8]

It is telling that many on the supposed list are denying interest left and right.

Cutcliff
Stoops
Fisher
Jones (Told Cinci players today he was staying put)
Strong (Hasn't denied but many people are saying he is heading to Arky)

 

[Godfatha]

Sal has been eating a sandwich in the breakroom since the Missouri game. I doubt he even knows Dooley is gone.

Lol thanks for the laugh this afternoon!

 

[CountVolcula]

One of y'all text me when it breaks. I gotta get some work done.

Didgits?