Official Jon Gruden Thread XI

[JayVols]

You better be good...

I'm getting anxious. LOL!

This isn't fun?

 

[1world1love]

Ok, I just got a text saying a 5:00p.m. press conference to announce Count Volcula as our next head coach

Not possible. I heard that they were unwilling to give him the level of control that he wanted.

Or an office with a view




of the ladies dressing room.

 

[Obsessed]

Stoops out.

That means there's only one or two hires left (besides Chucky) that won't make me come back home and start a riot in front of the AD.

...it's a very short list.

What's your list?

My arky friends telling me its fisher. Supposedly sexton is representing him. But they are arkys. What do they know

 

[WinginFlorida]

Must ve promoted Sal to head coach. His contract apparently doesnt specify what his official title is on the staff. So we now have a head coach in the SEC making less than 1 mil a year. Hart is a sly devil I must say.

Sarcasm

Chaney was head coach last week, this week it is Sal. IMO, Chaney got the better end of the deal, since there was a game.

 

[MWAVolfan]

Sal has been eating a sandwich in the breakroom since the Missouri game. I doubt he even knows Dooley is gone.

We lost to Mizzou because Sal couldnt make it 4 overtimes without something to eat. He cut out after the second overtime. The rest is history.

 

[UTodd01]

This isn't fun?

It was fun 2 months ago.

... it is now making me crazy.

 

[Elvis68Vol]

Chaney was head coach last week, this week it is Sal. IMO, Chaney got the better end of the deal, since there was a game.

IMO the entire Vol Nation got the better end of the deal, then.

 

[alexconner]

f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 all day:yikes:

Just learned what F5 is for.

You just changed my life.

Thanks.

 

[CountVolcula]

Ok, I just got a text saying a 5:00p.m. press conference to announce Count Volcula as our next head coach

Prepare for Greatness

 

[JayVols]

What's your list?

My arky friends telling me its fisher. Supposedly sexton is representing him. But they are arkys. What do they know

Sexton has screwed UT out of enough money.

 

[UTodd01]

What's your list?

My arky friends telling me its fisher. Supposedly sexton is representing him. But they are arkys. What do they know

Of the realistic candidates I'd be okay with Gundy and Patterson. Maybe Mora.

Pipe dream: Payton and Carroll

I'll revolt if anyone else is hired.

 

[Buffett Vol]

Stoops out.

That means there's only one or two hires left (besides Chucky) that won't make me come back home and start a riot in front of the AD.

...it's a very short list.

Short list and a short fuse. This town is going to explode either way.

 

[JayVols]

It was fun 2 months ago.

... it is now making me crazy.

It's just now getting good.

 

[Obsessed]

Sexton has screwed UT out of enough money.

Oh I agree. I hate him. I think he is biggest agent out there. And a crook

 

[Wilson27]

Prepare for Greatness

...that is what someone would say if they were a smokescreen...

 

[Captainzach1]

Of the realistic candidates I'd be okay with Gundy and Patterson. Maybe Mora.

Pipe dream: Payton and Carroll

I'll revolt if anyone else is hired.

Gundy and mora are pipe dreams too

 

[hohenfelsvol]

This isn't fun?

Havin' a ball

 

[OSVolFan]

I find it interesting that.................

1. Stoops denying interest in our opening
2. Fisher denying interest in our opening

3. Gruden is as quiet as a mouse.

 

[Elvis68Vol]

Prepare for Greatness

So 5pm presser today from the IHOP on Kingston Pike?

 

[RWB427]

I'm not saying that. I'm just wondering who is telling him this. Cause I would of thought that not many defensive coaches would be back for Gray's move to safety in the spring.

Maybe they told him they realized he was playing corner all year after watching the UK game film and he was supposed to be playing safety...That is why our secondary got torched all year...lol

 

[Buffett Vol]

Chaney was head coach last week, this week it is Sal. IMO, Chaney got the better end of the deal, since there was a game.

They're just being nice to Sal now. It's like when you give your dog a steak for dinner the night before you put him down.

 

[1world1love]

What's your list?

My arky friends telling me its fisher. Supposedly sexton is representing him. But they are arkys. What do they know

Well, most of them recently found out that the internet is available on computers now.

 

[Obsessed]

I find it interesting that.................

1. Stoops denying interest in our opening
2. Fisher denying interest in our opening

3. Gruden is as quiet as a mouse.

These are things that strike me odd too

 

[Captainzach1]

I find it interesting that.................

1. Stoops denying interest in our opening
2. Fisher denying interest in our opening

3. Gruden is as quiet as a mouse.

When does gruden deny any rumor?

 

[Tux]

1) UT would have to seek permission from Louisville to speak with CCS.
2) We would actually have to interview him.
3) A contract would pretty much have to be signed.
4) A 3:00 presser would have to be called (it's 2:30).
5) Strong still has a game to go and I doubt SERIOUSLY that Hart or Strong would blow Louisville's final game to save 6 days. This would be very low class.

NONE of this would survive spying efforts. Item number 1 would get out like wildfire.

If Charlie Strong were hired, there would be a huge fan revolt.