Official Jon Gruden Thread XI

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No offense intended here, just humor!

Redneck Pickup Line

A redneck was standing at a bar and a beautiful woman was beside
him so he leans over and says,
"You remind me of my little toe"
She replies, "What? You Mean I'm small and cute?"
He says, "No. I'll probably bang you on the coffee table
later when I'm drunk."

Almost brings a tear to your eye. Doesn't it!
 
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Been unable to read much today. Checked out cliff notes and saw we might be hearing something tomorrow at 4pm? Is this something supposedly Gruden? Gonna be heart broken if its not...
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I have had 2 of my HS buddies dog me like a clown for over a month me saying Gruden was coming. I mean just plain being srse holes about it too. Acting like they know so much and it would never happen Ut and got a snowballs chance in getting Gruden, ManI can't wait to rub it all up in and over there faces. I think I will send them both Gruden Get well soon Cards!!!!
 
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