Official Jon Gruden Thread X

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Orange_Scooter said:
Dressing is always better than stuffing. Mmmmmmmm, cornbread dressing. My coconut creme pie was even better afterwards. I think I could eat coconut cream pie all day everyday.
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Cocunut cake, pecan pie, chocolate chess pie, and lemon icebox pie is what we had for dessert


Ham, turkey, dressing, potato salad, fruit salad, cranberry salad, deviled eggs, green beans, rolls, and giblet gravy
 
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The massive army of orcs, trolls, and other evil, disfigured minions, all clad in crimson, advance on the Orange position. At every point they overwhelm their defenses, subjecting them to defeat after painful, humiliating defeat. All seems lost. Even the Orange commander has left his position to scamper back to Bag End.

Then, out of the ashes of despair and the ruins of certain defeat, a light suddenly shines from the heavens, a figure clad in white crests the hill, his staff pointed at the vast armies of darkness.

“You will not pass!!” thunders the voice of the One the Vols have been waiting for, hoping for, longing for during their countless defeats and setbacks. The crimson minions shade their eyes and scream in agonized despair, their leader, Saban, cursing loudly. They know the battle is over. They will not feed on orange today.

Though they have only known defeat, at his very presence Gruden inspires the kind of hope, confidence, experience and knowledge that is able to snatch victory from the jaws of certain defeat, and that is exactly what he does. He rallies his troops, recruits reinforcements, then leads the battered Orange to long-awaited, sweet victory over the Crimson hordes and their leader, sending them packing, tails between their legs, back to Mordaloosa.

That's my Gruden fantasy - what's yours?
 
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Jake said:
My baby had sweet taters!!

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This is what I had...
 

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OrangeInKy said:
Havent heard Gruden to UK from fans here, surprisingly. They are still getting over Parcells leaving them at the altar. Now they are all about Rex Ryan. They really thought Urban was in the bag last year. Bless their hearts. Last night after giving thanks for all my blessings, I turn on the TV to see a replay of last years thrilling 7-3 UK-UT game. Anyway.....I now need a new TV
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My first words to him were "how much you wanna bet?"

Well, as we got into the meat of our conversation, he explained that he heard that UK may pursue Jay Gruden.

Have you heard that at all?
 
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'Boro-vol said:
I honestly think we'll see media run with it this weekend. Don't see how it can stay quiet. I have no idea what the AD will do, but I know there is a desire to get him on the road recruiting. Sooner than later is my guess.
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I think he should lead them through the "T" tomorrow. Epic way of announcing.
 
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I normally throw in a quick jab at someone for posting something like this, but I actually liked this one. Good job
 
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Jake said:
My first words to him were "how much you wanna bet?"

Well, as we got into the meat of our conversation, he explained that he heard that UK may pursue Jay Gruden.

Have you heard that at all?
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I asked my UK buddy who he wanted as next coach; he said "No one from the Batman movies! That's for sure!"
 
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Jake said:
My first words to him were "how much you wanna bet?"

Well, as we got into the meat of our conversation, he explained that he heard that UK may pursue Jay Gruden.

Have you heard that at all?
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Ahhhhh, thats cute UK...when I was a little boy I thought was going to grow up and be with Wonder Woman.
 
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