Official Jon Gruden Thread IX

[EZE]

"Smart guy" post. Unique.

Uh oh, Stop the celebration. The smart guy said it isn't happening. Let's all head over the FF.

 

[leonardslosers]

I just wanted to let you all know that a friend's wife, who works at Tri-Cities Regional Airport, said Gruden was in Knoxville yesterday. This woman is in her late 50's and could care less about any of this stuff so I know she's not making it up.

Ok you had me when you told me she was in her late 50's because as we've already established old people don't lie, but you lost me when you said she could care less, otherwise how in the world would she even know who Gruden is.

 

[jasonvol18]

Let's remember, MNF started at 530 est.

530 est? U sure about that?

 

[Jake]

You forgot to mention the strippers and blow!

Damn!! The best one

 

[JayVols]

Talk about beer, moonshine, tobacco, music, Arkansas, trolls, Sunseri, James Franklin, work, avis, YouTube, politics, high school, bulls gap red light, religion, Grudens tie, Rucker, TOS, pilgrims, Sasquatch, ghost hunters, Basillio, hyams.

Strippers and blow! Y'all are forgetting the strippers and blow!

 

[Dudleys87]

Im Back..................................

 

[BP4Prez]

Larry just basically said by next Monday we will know something one way or the other on Gruden.

Anyway you could copy what he said?

 

[MWR]

All this tobacco talk is killing me! I dipped Copenhagen for 24 years and quit march 16, 2011! I could eat a whole can about right now!

Soooooonnnnnnnn. Eating that chewing tobacco is what almost killed me.

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Grude Night,Everyone!

Peace.eace2:

 

[EZE]

MNF was in Frisco. I have a hard time imagining this happening.

They have this amazing new invention called the jet airplane. It will take human beings from coast to coast in around 4 hours or so.

 

[ClintStoerner]

The buffalo are running through the canyon

-The lambs have passed through the gate.They are come to the killing floor.Their blind eyes see nothingof the horrors to come.Their ears are stopped.They are the gods' fools.Cleanse them. Cleanse theworld of their ignorance and sin.Bathe them in the crimson of..The ancient ones(lunar scums) see everything.And they will not be..

 

[vol494]

530 est? U sure about that?

Yeah that was pretty stupid of me.
I was going for the 3 hour difference.
Appreciate that.

 

[HOAV]

I'm gettin a Gruner

 

[GoBigOrange86]

Uh oh, Stop the celebration. The smart guy said it isn't happening. Let's all head over the FF.

Myyyyahhhh, sounds like a WISE guy, ya ask meee, ehhhh?

 

[slammingseth]

"I would think they have to have it out there Monday, one way or the other.. have to start pushing the other options next week jmo" - Larry

 

[babyavi]

Really...I thought he was in SF. I coulda swore I saw him on a live tv show last night?

Joke. Ha ha.

 

[VOLMEB]

Ok you had me when you told me she was in her late 50's because as we've already established old people don't lie, but you lost me when you said she could care less, otherwise how in the world would she even know who Gruden is.

I just meant she could care less about all this Gruden talk. Apparently females in their late 50's don't care if Gruden is our next coach or not. She knows who he is because her husband, like most red-blooded American males, watches MNF.

 

[Int'lVOLofMystery]

Grude Night,Everyone!

Peace.eace2:

Grude Night.

 

[Regulator]

let's remember, mnf started at 530 pst.

fyp.

 

[BP4Prez]

"I would think they have to have it out there Monday, one way or the other.. have to start pushing the other options next week jmo" - Larry

Thank you.

 

[warrior]

Im Back..................................

sweet. Run some of these ff crazies off.

 

[volatil]

They have this amazing new invention called the jet airplane. It will take human beings from coast to coast in around 4 hours or so.

4 hours to Kville 4 hours back. Doubt it.

 

[Int'lVOLofMystery]

Are we expecting another drive by from kiddiedoc or was that probably his last comment?

 

[JayVols]

I hate when threads get merged into a long meaningful topic...it's like, nothing makes any sense at all for like 2 pages...

So that's what happened?

I'm out. Let the "smart actual people" have the floor for a while.

 

[VOLMEB]

They have this amazing new invention called the jet airplane. It will take human beings from coast to coast in around 4 hours or so.

You don't say.:hi: