Official Jon Gruden Thread VII

[Escape Goat]

Dude. Ketchup! Like a boss!

Tha F*** do you know about food. Your girl put you on a strict diet. I'm eating a steak right now.

 

[Escape Goat]

I'm starving

Your my boy, but my jaw hurts from laughing at this right now.

K,I'm 4 real crashing.

 

[AllVolinGA]

Bumping the only thread that matters here back up to the top. It would be nice if others would quit posting in the irrelevant threads and get on the G Train.

 

[AllVolinGA]

Shot out to EG. Be safe out there today. Sorry I missed you tonight.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Got a picture of EG and his driving partner today as they drove through my hometown.

 

[LittleDTO]

Got a picture of EG and his driving partner today as they drove through my hometown.

Your hometown sucks.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Tru dat.

 

[Jake]

What's up you no good smelly sacks of garbage?

SOB...I went to Bed 13 minutes before you made your nightly appearance...and I missed it. But I kept my hand on my phone all night just in case I accidentally woke up...and I did. And there you were.

With a classic greeting!!!

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Man, you're out and about early this morning.

 

[Jake]

Your hometown sucks.

Holy Chit! Do you sleep?

 

[Jake]

Hello....Hello.....HELlo....HEllo....Hello....hello

I feel like I'm in a giant room in a dark cave and no one to talk to

 

[Jake]

FINE....I'm going back to bed. Y'all suck, poosies

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

I'm here.
It won't be long until this place will be packed with updates, rumors, and of course trolls.

 

[Volgrad98]

Oh boy is this grrrreat!

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Hello!

 

[Jake]

I'm here.
It won't be long until this place will be packed with updates, rumors, and of course trolls.

Yep. The real news usually starts at 9am sharp your time.

 

[Jake]

I was 47 pages behind from when I hit the sack (no homo), so I just refreshed...too lazy to catch up. This thread is giving me pink eye.

What did I miss?

 

[Godfatha]

Gruden morgen.

 

[wolfej]

I'm here.
It won't be long until this place will be packed with updates, rumors, and of course trolls.

That's why I'm here.

 

[Jake]

Gruden morgen.

Well, Chit Howdy!!! Morning to ya

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Some legit guys saying the deal is done.
Other than that another nightshift show.

 

[Jake]

Got a picture of EG and his driving partner today as they drove through my hometown.

So, is EG the passenger? Just a guess

 

[rekinhavoc]

I work with a USC fan and he gave me a scenario ( he hates Kiffin). Kiffin gets the axe and USC swoops in to steal Jon Gruden. He thought this would be a funny scenario. If this does happen I will post his address and phone number for volnation's pleasure.

 

[Jake]

Some legit guys saying the deal is done.
Other than that another nightshift show.

Cool...I was up for all the BOOMIN' last night so i didn't miss anything but a bunch of late night nut sackin'?

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

That's why I'm here.

Well, it may be awhile before anyone shows up with any real info.
I'll be glad to make up some stuff that is untrue if you like. Lol