Official Jon Gruden Thread V

[Doyle Hargraves]

Summarize please.

It would blow your mind if I tried to explain.
Oh, heck I will tell you if you promise not to tell anyone else.

Okay?

 

[Escape Goat]

Dykefoot

Perfectly. Stated. My. Friend.

 

[Escape Goat]

It would blow your mind if I tried to explain.
Oh, heck I will tell you if you promise not to tell anyone else.

Okay?

Please tell him.

 

[COOKEVOL]

It would blow your mind if I tried to explain.
Oh, heck I will tell you if you promise not to tell anyone else.

Okay?

Gotcha.

 

[Escape Goat]

This is our best show yet Sam. Ya dig?

 

[SamRebel35]

It would blow your mind if I tried to explain.
Oh, heck I will tell you if you promise not to tell anyone else.

Okay?

Pins and needles.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

I am an alien.

 

[SamRebel35]

This is our best show yet Sam. Ya dig?

I think it is definitely going to make the "best of" tape.

 

[Escape Goat]

I am an alien.

Lmao. Just tell the man.

 

[SamRebel35]

I am an alien.

Prove it by giving Goat an anal probe.

 

[Escape Goat]

If you dont I will dammit

 

[Escape Goat]

Prove it by giving Goat an anal probe.

:angry: Don't offer up my ******* for stuff

 

[COOKEVOL]

i am an alien.

alf?

 

[SamRebel35]

Ike's pizza. Where great minds meet to have socratic bigfeet discussions.

 

[Escape Goat]

You got the angry face that's reserved for pattiy. I didn't wanna go there.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Pins and needles.

Eggshells

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Prove it by giving Goat an anal probe.

Already been done.
Check for glitter.

 

[SamRebel35]

You got the angry face that's reserved for pattiy. I didn't wanna go there.

I presume that is your "takin' it" face?

 

[Escape Goat]

Already been done.
Check for glitter.

Touché Touché.

 

[SamRebel35]

Already been done.
Check for glitter.

So that's where all your glitter went.

 

[Escape Goat]

I presume that is your "takin' it" face?

Lol. Don't be like that bro. People read this in the morning. lol:

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

What do you want me to say??

 

[SamRebel35]

Lol. Don't be like that bro. People read this in the morning. lol:

Alright I won't go there anymore. So touchy about bunghole related banter.

 

[Escape Goat]

I'm bout to turn the table in this biznitch.

 

[COOKEVOL]

What did you decode?