Official Jon Gruden Thread V

[SamRebel35]

I would Not high five a guy carrying more porn than a normal guy can carry.


Unless I was wearing gloves.

It was cool, they fist bumped instead. Actually, I wouldn't trust a fist bump either...... if you know what I'm sayin'.

 

[Escape Goat]

Yeah. I bet the guys with all the porn mags were grudenites.

Doyle and volmaster IMO.

 

[Escape Goat]

It was cool, they fist bumped instead. Actually, I wouldn't trust a fist bump either...... if you know what I'm sayin'.

He shook his hand first. Then fist bumped. It was too late. The cops hand had already caught the aids.

 

[SamRebel35]

Lol. I had to do tons of research on him to know anything about him. Did hours. My first instinct was to blast Hammy for hiring him. Glad I didn't.

Yeah I was the same way. For all Hammy's faults, he had a pretty good average with basketball hires.

 

[Stone6162]

Lol. I had to do tons of research on him to know anything about him. Did hours. My first instinct was to blast Hammy for hiring him. Glad I didn't.

Same here, i didnt assume he was Mexican though. I guess i coulda assumed the same thing if i didnt do my research. Oh well, still funny to this day.

 

[SamRebel35]

He shook his hand first. Then fist bumped. It was too late. The cops hand had already caught the aids.

LOL at groomzilla. I would kill my groomsmen if they dressed me up like that.

 

[Escape Goat]

Yeah I was the same way. For all Hammy's faults, he had a pretty good average with basketball hires.

He was great in that only aspect. Unless he left a cheap out for CCM in his contract if he decides to leave.

 

[Escape Goat]

LOL at groomzilla. I would kill my groomsmen if they dressed me up like that.

I would too lol:

 

[Escape Goat]

Same here, i didnt assume he was Mexican though. I guess i coulda assumed the same thing if i didnt do my research. Oh well, still funny to this day.

Agreed!

 

[SamRebel35]

hahaha dude is groping storm troopers and master chief.

 

[Escape Goat]

Hey Sam. Never told you, but congrats on getting engaged. Wonderful times ahead of you.

 

[Escape Goat]

hahaha dude is groping storm troopers and master chief.

I could never be a cop. I would straight wreck folks that acted out and made me mad.

 

[SamRebel35]

Hey Sam. Never told you, but congrats on getting engaged. Wonderful times ahead of you.

I appreciate that dude! We're both excited for the future.

 

[Stone6162]

hahaha dude is groping storm troopers and master chief.

HAHA! He thinks he was born in 1929!
:loco:

 

[Escape Goat]

That dude is a prison ***** in the making. Even has long hair. Poor guy. I feel sorry for his butt hole.

 

[SamRebel35]

I could never be a cop. I would straight wreck folks that acted out and made me mad.

Even if they were making awesome spiderman jokes?

 

[SamRebel35]

That dude is a prison ***** in the making. Even has long hair. Poor guy. I feel sorry for his butt hole.

Lol, his doodoo taco is gonna get wrecked.

 

[Stone6162]

That dude is a prison ***** in the making. Even has long hair. Poor guy. I feel sorry for his butt hole.

He may make it out of the drunk tank, but if he ever did time i agree, his brown eye would be wrecked!

 

[SamRebel35]

HAHA! He thinks he was born in 1929!
:loco:

He was the reason the stock market crashed and caused the Great Depression.

 

[Escape Goat]

I appreciate that dude! We're both excited for the future.

I remember when I got engaged. Fun times. Met her, 2 weeks later engaged. 4 weeks later married. Big wedding too. Not some justice of the peace BS. still don't know how we pulled it off. Fast time line, but we are still married.

 

[Escape Goat]

Even if they were making awesome spiderman jokes?

Nah, not him. I respect anyone that walks around in public in a costume.

 

[SamRebel35]

I remember when I got engaged. Fun times. Met her, 2 weeks later engaged. 4 weeks later married. Big wedding too. Not some justice of the peace BS. still don't know how we pulled it off. Fast time line, but we are still married.

Wow, great story. You all weren't messin' around. Geez.

 

[Escape Goat]

Lol, his doodoo taco is gonna get wrecked.

Ka splatted all over the holding cell walls.

 

[Escape Goat]

He may make it out of the drunk tank, but if he ever did time i agree, his brown eye would be wrecked!

Lmao.

 

[SamRebel35]

About to see some chicks gettin' naked in the bushes.