Random Thoughts XXV

[DD4ME]

Not worth it

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

Not worth it

I concur

 

[Nerd-Vol]

He means never touching vaj clean

Wrong. No swearing during sex.

 

[DD4ME]

Wrong. No swearing during sex.

Don't forget the frequent tugging

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Don't forget the frequent tugging

Yeah. Girls can tug on it if they like.

 

[Slydell]

If the Vols beat Misery he might put it back on for the last two.

It's BasketVol Time in Tennessee...

 

[joeydupree]

I wish Greg Jennings was in my lap..

Funny shyt bruh

 

[DD4ME]

Boom hoopin hman

 

[Slydell]

I'm going to try to get a discount of golf tomorrow by show my I Voted button. If that doesn't work, I'll cry for sympathy which usually does work for us old people.

 

[DD4ME]

I'm going to try to get a discount of golf tomorrow by show my I Voted button. If that doesn't work, I'll cry for sympathy which usually does work for us old people.

Show em a long list of expired discount cards and grand kid photos

 

[Slydell]

Show em a long list of expired discount cards and grand kid photos

That will probably get a fast discount to get me outta there. This is Utah...homer of the free and land of the white skin. They probably wouldn't comprehend my rainbow colored grand kids.

 

[Volz4lif3]

That will probably get a fast discount to get me outta there. This is Utah...homer of the free and land of the white skin. They probably wouldn't comprehend my rainbow colored grand kids.

That's what I'm talkin bout...

 

[DD4ME]

That will probably get a fast discount to get me outta there. This is Utah...homer of the free and land of the white skin. They probably wouldn't comprehend my rainbow colored grand kids.

I knew I hated Mormons besides them not drinking or wearing cute panties.

 

[Slydell]

I knew I hated Mormons besides them not drinking or wearing cute panties.

Gotta have that magic underwear.

 

[Slydell]

That's what I'm talkin bout...

As a society, we haven't progressed as much as some think we have.

 

[hmanvolfan]

We haven't progressed past the sixties in that regard.

 

[Slydell]

We haven't progressed past the sixties in that regard.

Yeah, we hit a wall somewhere. Pretty sad.

 

[DD4ME]

Gotta have that magic underwear.

Big beavers in big long johns is not for me

 

[Slydell]

Big beavers in big long johns is not for me

Trappin' beavers was a way of life for the original mountain men in Utah. Still is. Just different beavers and different methods.

 

[Volz4lif3]

Jeremiah Johnson..

 

[Slydell]

Jeremiah Johnson..

Yep, he's got property up in Park City.

Del Gue: Jeremiah, maybe you best go down to a town, get outta these mountains.
Jeremiah Johnson: I've been to a town Del.

 

[xJesusx56]

What's up poo-cies

 

[Slydell]

Damn, Jesus!! Always slippin' up on us sinners.

 

[xJesusx56]

I am very very sneaky.

 

[Volz4lif3]

Yep, he's got property up in Park City.

Del Gue: Jeremiah, maybe you best go down to a town, get outta these mountains.
Jeremiah Johnson: I've been to a town Del.

My mother named me after Jeremiah Johnson.. She loved that movie.. Or maybe it was Redford..