Official Jon Gruden Thread V

[Escape Goat]

Cock is chicken mods. Please don't infract me

 

[SamRebel35]

Lol. I could go for a cock meat sammich. Wait a minute.....

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Colonel Sanders got rich off pedaling cockmeat.

 

[SamRebel35]

Lol
He scares the crap outta me!

Pretty decent G Dub impression.

 

[Escape Goat]

Lol. I could go for a cock meat sammich. Wait a minute.....

Lol Sam. You sicko.

 

[ACvol3]

Lol. I could go for a cock meat sammich. Wait a minute.....

I got the hook up.

 

[Escape Goat]

Colonel Sanders got rich off pedaling cockmeat.

His suit sold for 100 grand. He was a pimp cock meat distributor.

 

[Escape Goat]

I got the hook up.

Holla if we hear you?

 

[SamRebel35]

Lol. Gonna start calling people hyppocriticizers.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Holla if we hear you?

I was thinking the same exact thing.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

I want to hang out with GWB.

 

[Escape Goat]

Lol. Gonna start calling people hyppocriticizers.

Dude. Bush had it right. Coke in a joint. The upper would displace the downer. Bush for president. Bush listens to Hendrix. I love him. (no homo)

 

[SamRebel35]

Dude. Bush had it right. Coke in a joint. The upper would displace the downer. Bush for president. Bush listens to Hendrix. I love him. (no homo)

Lol. Presidents know how to party.

 

[Escape Goat]

Lol. Presidents know how to party.

I did NOT have sexual relations with that lady.

 

[SamRebel35]

I want to hang out with GWB.

Not Chaney though. He would shoot you in the face.

 

[Escape Goat]

But my cigar did

 

[Escape Goat]

Not Chaney though. He would shoot you in the face.

And laugh as he reloaded.

 

[SamRebel35]

Dude, I want one of those flexible hoses. You see that commercial?

 

[Escape Goat]

Dude, I want one of those flexible hoses. You see that commercial?

No sir. I was urinating.

 

[TnMuleman]

Thanks for your input, even if it doesn't really tell us much. Still interesting to hear.

After 50k posts, I had to say something.. I want to be a Grudenite but. everyone of my guys ( sources) I would trust with my life, ..Understand none of these are casual acquaintances I bump into on occasion at big games. I know these men and their families...I've baby sit their kids and vice versa..Beyond that I get crossed signals on what they know or don't know.. I admit I work for a living and do OK, we eat 3 times a day. I just Live,Sleep Eat UT football since I was a young 'en.. Over time you meet like minded folks, or grew up with them.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Dude, I want one of those flexible hoses. You see that commercial?

I saw it.
What sort of sorcery and witchcraft is this?

 

[Webbvol32]

Hey VN. H&K smoke that wacky devil weed! U shouldn`t be watching that.lol. Dools will kick u outta the fan base&u will have to pull for Tech.lol
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[SamRebel35]

I saw it.
What sort of sorcery and witchcraft is this?

Probably alien technology if I were to venture a guess.

 

[SamRebel35]

Kumar's chick is fly as a falcon soarin' through the sky.

 

[Escape Goat]

This ending was nice. I want to go hug my wife, or pattiy.