Official Jon Gruden Thread V

[Escape Goat]

I need more than a hug, but that one helps.

I actually threw up late in the forth quarter and had to leave the thread for ten mins. Vol football's fault. Dooleys fault. Dooley owes me about a quart of water and stomach bile. I hate him.

 

[BoroVol20]

Yeah and his comment about Shannon being a hot commodity...well compared to Sunseri, Shannon is a necessity. I would have took Shannon everyday and twice on Sunday.

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Make me water boy so I can atleast be on side lines. Please

Ok..Just make sure you have a Chucky Doll with you on the sidelines.

 

[Wilson27]

Oh well, at the risk of banning.



***** you loser Dooley c**ksucker!

Once again Doyle you crystalize my thoughts perfectly! Dooley sucks on a level that I'm not sure is even to be described by the mere mortal.

 

[Obsessed]

Ok..Just make sure you have a Chucky Doll with you on the sidelines.

Yes ma'am

 

[VolMaster14]

These are the kinda games, even when you win, you cannot defend coaches in any way, shape or form.

 

[ukvols]

Sure he is and so is Lovie Smith, and Randy Shannon(he was such a hot commodity he is now the lb coach at TCU). I believe this is Jon Gruden part three at UT. This should be the start of his fourth year at UT per the insiders on here. Of course, I don't know how he would do it with Lovie Smith roaming the sidelines beside him.

And, if Gruden is hired, you'll enjoy it.
Your posting strategy is the perfect hedge - a win, win.

 

[Oldvol75]

I actually threw up late in the forth quarter and had to leave the thread for ten mins. Vol football's fault. Dooleys fault. Dooley owes me about a quart of water and stomach bile. I hate him.

I am sick to my stomach also.

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Yes ma'am

Oh and don't forget his orange shirt.

 

[Wilson27]

I would kick that cane out from under Dooley right now...just kidding I think

 

[volatil]

721 yards given up to Troy

 

[UT4LIFE86]

So someone throw out good news as in Dooley getting fired!!!

 

[Escape Goat]

Oh well, at the risk of banning.



***** you loser Dooley c**ksucker!

That's how you do it.

Your my boy Doyle.

 

[Hickmc]

Co-Coordinators?

Why not just have co-head coaches? Works for Ralph and Karen!!

 

[VolGee4]

If this entire thread collapses and Gruden says no, I think I would throw a bunch of money at Hugh Freeze. Problem is he is from around Oxford.

 

[volatil]

It's been quiet long enough. Time to get noisier than a mother right now.

 

[VolMaster14]

721 yards given up to Troy

That's inexcusable! That literally sounds like a bad joke!

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

I actually threw up late in the forth quarter and had to leave the thread for ten mins. Vol football's fault. Dooleys fault. Dooley owes me about a quart of water and stomach bile. I hate him.

Do you people see what Dooley has done????

Not only has he wrecked the program, taken our pride, but has went so far as to take the very bile from our stomachs!!!



Merciful god, the madness must end!

 

[volatil]

That's inexcusable! That literally sounds like a bad joke!

You like apples?

Just gave up 721 yards to Troy.

How you like them apples?

 

[volgr]

Can we have a post game presser then 5 minutes later do a fire Dooley presser? That is what the media will be writing about anyway.

 

[JayVols]

721 yards given up to Troy

Dooley's accomplishments this year:

1st time in school history (tied with Vandy as the only SEC teams to do this) starts 0-5 in SEC play three years in a row.

Hires a DC that runs a new system in his make or break year that has never been a DC despite 20+ years in coaching that gives up 700+ yards to a team that isn't even winning their conference- The Sunbelt Conference that is.


Stability. Right direction. more time my ass.

 

[Escape Goat]

Do you people see what Dooley has done????

Not only has he wrecked the program, taken our pride, but has went so far as to take the very bile from our stomachs!!!



Merciful god, the madness must end!

Hilarious. lol:

 

[nelg18]

Have insiders commented on Larry stating gruden is less than 5% chance?

 

[Escape Goat]

Have insiders commented on Larry stating gruden is less than 5% chance?

Yep. Read the cliff notes thread.

 

[tn4elvis]

If this entire thread collapses and Gruden says no, I think I would throw a bunch of money at Hugh Freeze. Problem is he is from around Oxford.

Guy is a winner won every sport he coached in high school. Carried it right in to college. Dools has always been a loser always will be.You r what you r.