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Dooley -" wait till they figure out your a .540 coach..... And the Super Bowl won't last long either... .750 and a BCS title doesn't please 60% of these yahoos, the best part is, they think your interested!!! "
 
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"....there are sunshine pumpers, NegaVols, Doolaiders, and this new type of fan called a Grudenite....I haven't quite figured that last one out yet."
 
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chatt-townVOL said:
Dooley: "Well Jon if you do come coach here I have some advice.
1. Make sure you're undefeated by your second season, or the fanbase will hate you
2. Every time you play the #1 team in the country, beat them, or this fanbase will hate you
3. If you lose a bunch of starters, don't mention it in press conferences, or this fanbase will say you 'make excuses' and they will hate you
4. If you tell your guys to wrap up and hit hard and they don't, it's your fault
5. Make sure the team you used to coach has ZERO success, or this fanbase will hate you"

Gruden:"Yeah I'll pass"
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6. No matter what, youth is no excuse.. Ever.
 
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Dooley- "Has anyone ever mentioned you looked like a garden knome with you're beard shaved off?"
 
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Gruden ...."hey Dooley, now you know why Lane bailed after one year, you can't please these people. Get out of here and get a job doing TV.....the money is good and everyone loves you"
 
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chatt-townVOL said:
Dooley: "Well Jon if you do come coach here I have some advice.
1. Make sure you're undefeated by your second season, or the fanbase will hate you
2. Every time you play the #1 team in the country, beat them, or this fanbase will hate you
3. If you lose a bunch of starters, don't mention it in press conferences, or this fanbase will say you 'make excuses' and they will hate you
4. If you tell your guys to wrap up and hit hard and they don't, it's your fault
5. Make sure the team you used to coach has ZERO success, or this fanbase will hate you"

Gruden:"Yeah I'll pass"
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Dooley: Don't beat anyone you shouldn't(especially ranked teams), or win any bowl games, be the coach to let your team piss away the longest win streak in the country, recruit all the "diamonds in the rough" every year, blame it all on your players when you lose and never shoulder any of it yourself and guess what? You will still have guys like this ^ thinking your the next Vince Lombardi. Life is good...Life is good. Hooters?"
 
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Hey Jon, check it out ... You play the current #1, #2, & #3 next year, all away ... I'd keep a bag packed at all times, cause you ain't gonna make anybody happy ... They're nuts. VFL.
 
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Dooley: Will you teach me to football?
Gruden: Dang, I guess Hamilton really did want to screw UT football over.
 
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Gruden to Dooley "People think I am here to replace you. The fact is, I am here to recruit you. Join ESPN. They love your hair style there."
 
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Dooley- Hey Jon this fanbase is like blind sheep, they keep making excuses for me and I keep cashing checks it is great!

Gruden- You are a disgrace to this university, I can't wait to tell you to pack your crap up and get out of my office, i've got a mess to clean up thanks to your candy ass.
 
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rockymountainvol said:
Derek say hello to your successor.....
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Hey Dooley!...Look look! See that move right there!....man my wife used to be able to do that on and off the field if you know what I mean! She doesnt even try anymore

Well John mine does..why do you think I've got these crutches
 
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