Do it all at the same presser - that would be awesome.
it is my hope that gruden does a run in on the DD presser....Eddie Gilbert style (props to any and all that get this)
It should be a WWE style presser - Dave Hart's music is played, he struts to the podium a la Vince McMahon. After announcing that he needs to have a word with Coach Dooley, CDD's music hits and he crutches his way to a second podium.
CDD - Mr. Hart, can't you see I'm a little busy for a presser?
Hart - Busy? Doing what?
CDD - Watering the bamboo, of course.
Hart - Oh, that.... At least you didn't lie and say you were busy leading the football team to victory.
CDD - Very funn-[cut off]
***Music hits***Lights dim***
Hart - What the...what is going on?!?
---while everyone is looking at the entrance, a masked man (wearing a Gruden mask) sneaks onto the stage and is holding a folding chair---
***BAM***folding chair to CDD's back
Hart - Oh yeah, that's right. YOOOUUUUUU'RRRRREEE FIIIIIRRRRRREEEEEEEDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!
CDD - Barbara!!!
Hart - [pointing at masked man] Take off that mask to reveal yourself.
---masked man removes Gruden mask to reveal himself as.......we cut to commercial........and we're back.......Jon Gruden!
Hart - YOOOUUUUUU'RRRRREEE HIIIIIRRRRRREEEEEEEDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!