The Official Ask About Mexican Stuff Thread

[Spartacavolus]

i laugh everytime I hear the news and the description is:

latino, around 5'4, dark skin, dark straight hair and a mustache


Well no ****.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Lulz!

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Why do the mexicans say long live the race, when they have been pretty much conquered by every country?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

I've never bought weed from mexicans. I'd be afraid of either being shot, or buying pencil shavings. I get mine from MS...

Hmm, talking about schedule VI, huh?

Go on...

 

[Coach Grizz]

Why do Mexicans like White Cowboy boots?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Why do they wear those freaky looking boots?

 

[Coach Grizz]

Why do they wear those freaky looking boots?

What The ****?!?!?!

 

[mcompton]

Why do they wear those freaky looking boots?

Who the f knows. I saw a guy in a bar here in Midland wearing em one night. When he walked by, you had to move 3 feet to get outta his way...f'ing mexicans

 

[mcompton]

Why do Mexicans like White Cowboy boots?

they think it makes em the good guys...stupid f'ing mexicans

 

[rockytop114]

Why do they wear those freaky looking boots?

those are for when the government are after them they can ski away also. shoe and skies

 

[MY3*VOLS]

they think it makes em the good guys...stupid f'ing mexicans

Comp daddy on a roll. lulz:lolabove:
and fawk mexicans

 

[bubbacurry1]

do you know what a cue ball and a Mexican have in common?

 

[bubbacurry1]

the harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

 

[bubbacurry1]

do you know what a 300 lb woman and a brick have in common?

 

[bubbacurry1]

both will eventually get laid by a Mexican.

 

[Thrasher865]

Why do Mexicans drive either small trucks or Chevy SUVs only?

You mean cavaliers or civics?

 

[MY3*VOLS]

lulz

 

[MY3*VOLS]

@ bubbas jokes

 

[Coach Grizz]

Who the f knows. I saw a guy in a bar here in Midland wearing em one night. When he walked by, you had to move 3 feet to get outta his way...f'ing mexicans

Your from Midland?

 

[mcompton]

Your from Midland?

I'm originally from Nashville. I work for an oil company here in Midland.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Your from Midland?

He llives there. He's about 2.5 hrs south of me.

 

[Coach Grizz]

I'm originally from Nashville. I work for an oil company here in Midland.

I gotta ask, have you ever been to a Permian midland Lee game?

 

[Coach Grizz]

I'm originally from Nashville. I work for an oil company here in Midland.

Damn it I totally over looked that your from Nashville, how long have you been gone from Mid Tenn

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

My dad went to Midland Lee.

 

[Coach Grizz]

My dad went to Midland Lee.

No ****? Well that's pretty cool