Random Thoughts XX

[Behr]

You make it sound like he's running a cattle auction.

Yea, who asked you?

 

[MY3*VOLS]

She's kinda tall. You sure you're ready to graduate to the 5 ft.+ girls?

lulz..big step up even for desothoes

 

[GBO18]

My ex was over 5ft jackass

4'9"

 

[VOLtownUSA]

Dude invite the 1 in your avatar over and i'm in.

Pass, she looks kinda "off".

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

you took him seriously when he said he doesn't get with fat chicks? Ha, so naive.

No, you just make it sound like you'll show up, Newt will point to the livestock and say, "bring me that heifer", and she'll trot right over and go down on you like a trough.

 

[Indianavol4eva]

wtf indi!!!!

how old are you? he said pic, not naked pic. jesus, do i need to link some porn sites for you?

 

[GBO18]

The point is to see if he would really do it.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

I've never had sex with a fat girl. All of them have been pretty damn attractive. I'm pretty picky.

 

[GBO18]

I've never had sex with a fat girl. All of them have been pretty damn attractive. I'm pretty picky.

Consider the source.

 

[VOLtownUSA]

The point is to see if he would really do it.

Can't post pics of what doesn't exist :whistling:

 

[Indianavol4eva]

No, you just make it sound like you'll show up, Newt will point to the livestock and say, "bring me that heifer", and she'll trot right over and go down on you like a trough.

it was more of a way of saying "i don't think newt is really going to have 10 women in his room" without actually saying it. When did the zone become so deep?

 

[Berry4Heisman14]

Iaintevenmad

 

[NewToVolCountry]

I was going to. She's really pretty. But one of you ****ers would quote it and I'd end up blowing up.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

how ya been pooch?

I'm doing alright. Had a ****ty February, but that happens every year. March is one of my top 3 fav months. Always seems to bring out the best in me.

Yea, who asked you?

No one; that's the beauty of being a jerk!

lulz..big step up even for desothoes

Running thru those desothoes like Drano, he is....

Pass, she looks kinda "off".

Translation: She's not Asian.

 

[GBO18]

Newt PM me the pic and I will judge.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Would if I could. I met her at that epic New Years party.

 

[Behr]

You seriously think I made all of this up? What in the ****? How much more specific can I be? I had two dogs. One died. The one left is Emma, a black lab. She has a bad hip. Whiz could jump onto the trunk of my car. Craziest thing I've seen a dog do. He had the this jaunty little trot and thought he was the ****.

I don't Know New!. You said your dog got ran over, then you said you had a "hot" girl in your apt. and didn't know what to do......THEN, you said I quote "I just found out I'm gonna be a father".

I want to believe you. BUT?

 

[Indianavol4eva]

I'm doing alright. Had a ****ty February, but that happens every year. March is one of my top 3 fav months. Always seems to bring out the best in me.

well enjoy it while you can because according to T.S. Eliot, April is the cruelest month.

 

[GBO18]

Beware the ides of March.

 

[VOLtownUSA]

Translation: She's not Asian.

:naughty:

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Wait. Newt's gonna be a father?

 

[NewToVolCountry]

I don't Know New!. You said your dog got ran over, then you said you had a "hot" girl in your apt. and didn't know what to do......THEN, you said I quote "I just found out I'm gonna be a father".

I want to believe you. BUT?

Doesn't matter either way, I guess. Believe whatever makes you feel best.

 

[Indianavol4eva]

show her to me on fb newt and let me ask her if she even knows who you are.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

show her to me on fb newt and let me ask her if she even knows who you are.

Yeah, that's not creepy.

 

[VOLtownUSA]

I don't Know New!. You said your dog got ran over, then you said you had a "hot" girl in your apt. and didn't know what to do......THEN, you said I quote "I just found out I'm gonna be a father".

I want to believe you. BUT?

Newt=a teenage girl. Can't say two words without telling three lies