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A guys neighbor who lives across the street. She comes over this evening and says "I'm really horny and I have the urge to drink and have sex. Are you busy? " He said hell no, I'm free, I don't have anything planned. She said. Cool, can u watch my dog? Damn sometimes life just sucks
 
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Hey, GBO. You probably don't know this about me but, I like redhead s . I like big buttws. My6 last gf was perfect and I ****ed it up. I love girls with a little attitide I drink sometimwes but dirnk a liot. I want to statrt taking kravf maga. I have been in a fewq fights. I wouldnt be bothered by killin somreone. I am smart but sucjk at college. I've had saome hot ass gfs. I have great taste in girls. I am about to black out
 
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#4,215
If the Who's live in Whoville, do hooters live in Hooterville? I may need to reexamine Green Acres if so.
 
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Hey mods is there anyway we could sticky this thread for awesomeness. This thread quite possibly will go down in endzone history as the greatest thread ever. It will go down in history because I started it. Also If anyone has any objections look at yourself in the mirror and ask "what would jesus do?"
 
#4,217
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Jesus would smite you for your sinful ways. Repent now and maybe you won't be smitten.
 
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Guys, does newt hate me now? He always make little snide comments when I post, and I feel like they're directed at me.

I'm not sure how I'll sleep tonight.
 
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volsforever27 said:
Guys, does newt hate me now? He always make little snide comments when I post, and I feel like they're directed at me.

I'm not sure how I'll sleep tonight.
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He makes remarks towards me but I have my heroin and liquor to help me make it through the night. Might try that.
 
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Slydell said:
He makes remarks towards me but I have my heroin and liquor to help me make it through the night. Might try that.
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Might be a bad influence on the children, though... or I would.

I sued to feel bad for the kid... now I see why everyone picks on him.
 
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volsforever27 said:
Might be a bad influence on the children, though... or I would.

I sued to feel bad for the kid... now I see why everyone picks on him.
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Just a random pic I thought was funny. Has nothing to do with what we're discussing.

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