Random recruiting forum chatter (split)

#51
#51
RhodesVol said:
I was at the Ole Miss v. LSU game in Oxford that day with my roommate who was a Vandy fan. Let's just say the flasks I brought in my boots were empty and when the ticker flashed by in the fourth and I thought we would lose I acted like a toddler. Haha, so ad we won in the end.
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We really should have lost. Their kicker pulled a Palardy, and missed a close Fg. I still remember hearing the fireworks as I stumbled back to the car (which I wasn't driving btw)
 
#52
#52
KnoxVillain said:
I got lost in Bryant-Denny this past year after consuming god knows how much of a handle of Jack. I went to the bathroom at the beginning of halftime and couldn't find my way back to my seats. Finally found my friends midway through the 3rd quarter...two sections over.
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Getting back to your seat after a bathroom break while drunk is one of life's greatest obstacles.
 
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#55
#55
KnoxVillain said:
I got lost in Bryant-Denny this past year after consuming god knows how much of a handle of Jack. I went to the bathroom at the beginning of halftime and couldn't find my way back to my seats. Finally found my friends midway through the 3rd quarter...two sections over.
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Lol. You are dating yourself calling it a handle btw. :biggrin:
 
#57
#57
the.one.the.only said:
Getting back to your seat after a bathroom break while drunk is one of life's greatest obstacles.
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At the god awful bowl game last year a guy with vomit on his sweater walked up and down the same two aisles next to my section the entire second half. I think his friends didn't want him back. He eventually gave up and just stood in the aisle and watched the game.
 
#61
#61
RhodesVol said:
At the god awful bowl game last year a guy with vomit on his sweater walked up and down the same two aisles next to my section the entire second half. I think his friends didn't want him back. He eventually gave up and just stood in the aisle and watched the game.
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Last time I attempted this, I settled for the tailgate of my friends truck. Which was a half mile away. Don't know how that logic was working, but at the time it was the easiest/only task I could accomplish.
 
#64
#64
Escape Goat said:
I call it a big ass bottle of alcohol.

Since you are 21 then I was wrong. Fa sho won't be the last time I'm wrong.
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Yea...I've always heard it as .75 is a Fifth and 1.75 is a handle. Either way...I was lit. Don't remember much of the 2nd half or the two hours we waited getting back on the interstate towards Birmingham. Obviously I wasn't the one driving...:birgits_giggle:
 
#71
#71
KnoxVillain said:
Yea...I've always heard it as .75 is a Fifth and 1.75 is a handle. Either way...I was lit. Don't remember much of the 2nd half or the two hours we waited getting back on the interstate towards Birmingham. Obviously I wasn't the one driving...:birgits_giggle:
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I hope every time you had to pee on the way back (while in alabubba) you used the state, and not a toliet.
 
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