Stragglers check in thread - after noon

[95 Vol Alum]

<------- still drunk
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Winning

 

[hmanvolfan]

http://www.nonstick.com/sounds/Miscellaneous/ltmi_139.mp3

 

[Behr]

H-mfman.

I gotta know about your pork.



(I left that open on purpose)

 

[hmanvolfan]

H-mfman.

I gotta know about your pork.



(I left that open on purpose)

You ain't gonna belee dis but I couldn't find any string or dental floss so I closed it up with a bunch of long toothpicks with the tassles on the end I had from a local hamburger restaurant (they had never been used, virgin toothpicks)
http://www.nonstick.com/sounds/Miscellaneous/ltmi_014.mp3

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Yo!

 

[volsforever27]

Kill me now.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

27, I saw you were hitting on my girl Tina last night.

 

[volsforever27]

27, I saw you were hitting on my girl Tina last night.

Wasn't hitting on her, was trying to get her to admit she had nudies... but she's a good girl.

And if that's your girl she wasn't last night. LOL jk.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I'm thinking three way

 

[volsforever27]

Me and 2 other girls, sure.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

As long as we don't cross swords it not gay

 

[rockyvols]

I'm thinking three way

 

[volsforever27]

As long as we don't cross swords it not gay

Ball rubbing is gay.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Only if you enjoy it

 

[DD4ME]

Yo!

How was that hair o the dong?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Had 1 mimosa and then I took a nap. Feel 100% now

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Have a B-Day party to go to tonight, so I'll be throwing down again

 

[DD4ME]

I'm thinking three way

 

[DD4ME]

Have a B-Day party to go to tonight, so I'll be throwing down again

I'm sure the kids will love u

 

[DD4ME]

Remember tex

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Last night was Erin Andrews epic tits awesome.

 

[DD4ME]

Last night was Erin Andrews epic tits awesome.

That good huh?

 

[DD4ME]

Last night was Erin Andrews epic tits awesome.

 

[CardiacKid]

Is it still new years day? Oh well, Happy new years!

 

[DD4ME]

Last night was Erin Andrews epic tits awesome.

Did they accept your card?