Random Thoughts XVI

[NewToVolCountry]

Ask me something personal about myself

 

[Slydell]

How long have you been wearing women's underwear?

 

[NewToVolCountry]

I started when I was 17 years old for one reason, and one reason only. It was when I began having sex. As an effective form of birth control, I switched to women's underwear because it keeps the testicles high and tight. As you all know, sperm can not survive above a certain temperature, hence the droopy sac to keep them away from at least some body heat.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

That's always embarrassing.

Or when a girl friend of yours gives you a hug and it happens and even a little comes out.

wtf?

 

[NewToVolCountry]

wtf?

Did you not think it was funny?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Did you not think it was funny?

I did, but it was more of a :crazy: funny. Lulz

 

[NewToVolCountry]

I did, but it was more of a :crazy: funny. Lulz

It's fun trying to come up with the most insanely weird things I can.

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

Bring back Lane

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

It's fun trying to come up with the most insanely weird things I can.

If that's your goal, you won. Lulz

 

[dembewbs]

google do a barrel roll....

 

[farmersdaughter]

Hi yall!

 

[dembewbs]

suup

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Hi

FD
Grizz
Sly
DemTyts
Ego
ITC
TRM
Newt
TEX
Seventh
NV
Jhen
Freak

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Hi

FD
Grizz
Sly
DemTyts
Ego
ITC
TRM
Newt
TEX
Seventh
NV
Jhen
Freak

Damn.... :cray:

 

[farmersdaughter]

Hi

FD
Grizz
Sly
DemTyts
Ego
ITC
TRM
Newt
TEX
Seventh
NV
Jhen
Freak

Hey darlin, hows the new lady of the house doing?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Damn.... :cray:

Hi Pooch :clap:

I know I missed someone important.


How are you.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Eh, fair to middlin'

 

[NewToVolCountry]

I am going to my friends band practice tonight. Just going to chill and then hang out with a few hotties.

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

Hi yall!

you skeered me!

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Hey darlin, hows the new lady of the house doing?

Good, she got her nails clipped, lots of walking, and now she is all tuckered out, sleeping on the other side of the couch.

How are you?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Newt - do you like Seinfeld?

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Newt - do you like Seinfeld?

No. Yet another piece of evidence I am either gay or unamerican

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

sup

 

[farmersdaughter]

you skeered me!

Dammit, I will go put the paper bag back on lol

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

No. Yet another piece of evidence I am either gay or unamerican

My how you've changed.