ego, hobock, Bama and the brave

I'm back, my underlords (except for wounded, who I'm terrified of) and I'm pissed you've let NEOCON (who I named) take this place over. There will be consequences....
 
Do I look like a care where YOU live?

Do you think the millions and millions of people my telemarketers call every day would care where you live?

Oh hello there sir do you care where PL3 lives or do you think you know where he lives?

Oh hell no they don't care.

All they care about is keeping your lil penguin dressed up kids away from there kids because you know that's your kid in eva's pic. Of all things? A penguin? Why don't you just dress lil johnny up in a tinkerbell outfit and call him a fairy while you're at it.


Dial America?
 
I hold enough....

Ron is a stratifying figure.

The Con doesn't normally partner up.

The Con likes to work alone. Get in. Get out. Leave a trail of carnage that would make Rambo proud.

But this one time (and this one time only) The Con is willing to partner up ... to square himself into a storm of devastation not seen or witnessed by millions (AND MILLIONS) since the last atomic bomb ... to form an unholy alliance with the cocaine snorting mad Cow from the highlands in a tour de force to finally (FINALLY I SAID) bring some sort of respect to this ENDZONE.

Are you with me cow?

Can you smell that?

It isn't the vasoline waffling off Ron Mexico's bald black Mr Clean head. And it ain't the crap lining that lil kid in a penguin suits underwear. Your kid seriously needs a change by they way you freak. You can see the look on his face like he's been standing in his own crap for 3 days straight.

No. It's the smell of the Endzone finally clean. Finally sanitized. Finally free of Con DAMN Nation!
 
not my kid. hes definitely asian.

I wouldn't claim that kid either but then I have only one question to ask you....



WHY YOU CHECKING OUT PICS OF LITTLE KIDS ONLINE?


No. Don't answer that. I honestly don't want to know. What you do is your personal business.
 
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who said i was looking at little kids?

You did?

not your kid yet you got a pic of a lil kid?

You obviously hit "lil cute kid" in a google search bar looking for something you candy azz.

Oh wait ...

Candy?

Azz?

I'm turning you on now, aren't I?

No. Wait. Don't answer that.
 
I liked you better when you had a picture of Andy Kaufman dressed up as Tony Clifton.

Lot less creepy.
 
never had that.... and why couldnt i have searched "penguins"?

Not you, ya candy azz.

The other guy who matched your pic.

And I just googled Penguins.

YOU KNOW WHAT CAME UP????


PENGUINS.

Not some lil Chinese asian kid who looks like he crapped himself 3 years ago when he found out what mommy and daddy had planned for him if he was a girl.
 

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