Random Thoughts IX

[VOLFREAK11]

My contacts are so dry this morning. Bama, send me a pic of your mom

Careful, don't say anything about her.
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[VOLtownUSA]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noZyzpBcI7c[/youtube]

 

[Slydell]

Can she dance and sing? I want to learn how to dance

Build a fire. Take off shoes. Step into fire. Now, you're dancing. First lesson was free. You're welcome.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

I wonder if there is a drink that can mess you up in one shot

 

[ego]

Please stop talking about my mother in law that way.
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[NewToVolCountry]

Build a fire. Take off shoes. Step into fire. Now, you're dancing. First lesson was free. You're welcome.

Lulz. I meant ballroom, stuff like that.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Please stop talking about my mother in law that way.
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hey man, I could end up being your father in law

 

[Slydell]

Lulz. I meant ballroom, stuff like that.

Sorry, Newt. Secure one end of rope. Throw rope over chandelier in ballroom. Step up on chair. Tie loose end of rope around your neck. Jump off chair. Ballroom dancing, now.

 

[ego]

hey man, I could end up being your father in law

I know. That's weird.
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[VOLFREAK11]

I wonder if there is a drink that can mess you up in one shot

Absynthe from a bottle that had wormwood in it, maybe.
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[NewToVolCountry]

Sorry, Newt. Secure one end of rope. Throw rope over chandelier in ballroom. Step up on chair. Tie loose end of rope around your neck. Jump off chair. Ballroom dancing, now.

Haha, brutal this morning. Hungover?

 

[lylsmorr]

Whatd you get?
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Samsung droid charge. Woot
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[Slydell]

Haha, brutal this morning. Hungover?

Naw. Don't get hangovers. Up early at 6 this morning and just been piddlin' about.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

I think I may go chip and putt some more today. My first round is coming up Wednesday or Friday

 

[VOLFREAK11]

I've got a bug in my margarita
Seems bad luck won't leave me alone
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[rmsmith]

Samsung droid charge. Woot
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Sweet 4g right?
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[VOLFREAK11]

I'm thinking about getting hids for my new truck. Clear or a light blue?
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[cwil4]

My ex totaled her car today. It flipped and landed upside down in a creek. Thank God she's ok.

 

[VOLFREAK11]

My ex totaled her car today. It flipped and landed upside down in a creek. Thank God she's ok.

And I bet she was txtn and driving

 

[cwil4]

And I bet she was txtn and driving

I don't know. I just know she was taking her friend home and lost control of the car.

 

[VOLFREAK11]

I don't know. I just know she was taking her friend home and lost control of the car.

Maybe not.... I just can't think of any other way you would wreck without bad weather conditions.

You picked out what kind of car you want?

 

[cwil4]

Maybe not.... I just can't think of any other way you would wreck without bad weather conditions.

You picked out what kind of car you want?

Yeah, I told her if she needed anything I'd help if I could. And not yet, I really want a charger but I'm not sure if I'll be able to get it.

 

[VOLFREAK11]

Yeah, I told her if she needed anything I'd help if I could. And not yet, I really want a charger but I'm not sure if I'll be able to get it.

Aren't you getting like 18k given to you?

 

[cwil4]

17, but yeah.

 

[lylsmorr]

Sweet 4g right?
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Yessir!
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