The Topic That Will Never Die II

[OrangeEmpire]

Knowing the path is much different from walking the path!

 

[CSpindizzy]

"A bird in hand is very messy."

 

[tidwell]

Guten Tag.

 

[volmanjr]

Aloha

 

[ConMan]

Aloha to you and your ohana.

 

[volmanjr]

Who's your ohana?

 

[ConMan]

It means family in hawaiian

 

[vader]

I knew that because of Lilo and Stitch

 

[ConMan]

I only know a few words, but you guys should see some street names over here. They present a pretty serious problem when giving or getting directions. Just an example Kamehamahema HWY and their are like three of those that don't connect to each other. Some are worse than that but can't think of any right now.

 

[tidwell]

:wacko:

I prefer the dad from the Grumpy Old Men movies' Hawaiian language.

 

[ConMan]

komeonawanalieu

 

[volmanjr]

:wacko:

I prefer the dad from the Grumpy Old Men movies' Hawaiian language.

Those movies were hilarious!

 

[tidwell]

Yes.

I went to the theater and saw them... I was 6 or 8 years old at the time. :lol:

Even funnier now, I'll always check'em out if I find them on TV.

 

[volmanjr]

I love the old guys menu: 5 strips of bacon for Breakfast, bacon sandwich for lunch, and I usually drink my diner.

 

[tidwell]

:lol:

"Relax, kids swallow quarters all the time. Sure, you should start worrying if he craps out two dimes and a nickel."

 

[volmanjr]

When he puts the video of the guy posing naked for his wife up at the local Sears....classic!!

 

[milohimself]

Hawaii's the only place with worse streetnames than here. Especially in Washington, a lot of indian names.

 

[OWB]

a lot of indian names.

Native American :closedeyes:

 

[milohimself]

Do you also find it funny that one of the most politically incorrect posters on this board is from Portland?

 

[MemphisVol]

Speaking of politically incorrect and other mental problems which make you react not only before you think but react in a way which prevents thinking.... (cough)

 

[MemphisVol]

... Did anybody else wonder during the recent security controls on what you can take on a flight, controls which stipulated that you could take formula and breast-milk as long as a parent was willing to taste it themselves, how many parents thought to themselves.... NO WAY!

 

[OWB]

Or how many security workers thought "kinky"..

 

[MemphisVol]

...I'll drink the mamary secretions of a lot of lower life-forms, cow, goat, sheep- hell, I'll put them on cereal and listen to it snap, crackle, pop. But it'll be a cold day in hell before I taste human tittie-juice!

 

[MemphisVol]

You interrupted my "flow" OWB....

 

[MemphisVol]

(Like that's not a public service itself)