Recruiting Forum Football Talk IX

[Glitch]

During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, “Where should I put my pants?”

“Over there by mine” was not the answer I expected.

 

[Volunteer821]

During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, “Where should I put my pants?”

“Over there by mine” was not the answer I expected.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

Just saw a dude on a bicycle making a turn on Sevierville Pike at McCall launch himself over a guardrail about 35' at about 30mph a few minutes ago. He jumped up acting like it was a normal occurrence. His buddy wasn't too shocked about it either. Reminded me of the bicycle dude on European Vacation. Kicking myself for not having a dashcam.

 

[JohnnyD1024]

 

[Sandman Vol]

And he’s got room to add good weight. Could use more protein and less fry.

 

[Sandman Vol]

Just saw a dude on a bicycle making a turn on Sevierville Pike at McCall launch himself over a guardrail about 35' at about 30mph a few minutes ago. He jumped up acting like it was a normal occurrence. His buddy wasn't too shocked about it either. Reminded me of the bicycle dude on European Vacation. Kicking myself for not having a dashcam.

Video or it didn’t happen.

 

[Sandman Vol]

@BuckeyeChris straight from the workhorses mouth

 

[SoilVol]

Anyone reading that would infer you're saying that "this" is referring to DGG contract, since you quoted that. All the context clues were implying that DGG contract had at least some of the thighs you're talking about. That's not lawyering, it's the opposite, it's taking the most likely and simple implication from a statement, not an outlandish one that requires verbal and logical gymnastics.

If I were having a party I wouldn't invite you

 

[Jackcrevol]

the exception, not the rule

 

[Buoyvol2000]

 

[Enki_Amenra]

During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, “Where should I put my pants?”

“Over there by mine” was not the answer I expected.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

In a tougher conference

 

[Sandman Vol]

Wtf lol

 

[Enki_Amenra]

Does VN keep closing your keyboard a lot when you try to reply today?

 

[knoxvol52]

 

[Enki_Amenra]

And he’s got room to add good weight. Could use more protein and less fry.

 

[Sandman Vol]

 

[TN-POSSUM]

During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, “Where should I put my pants?”

“Over there by mine” was not the answer I expected.

 

[tnhunter 10]

I miss the crocodile hunter.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

She goes on to say they can begin learning to ignore it in a matter of hours. I guess I need to switch over to citronella or something for a while, cause these aholes are turning me into a buffet and I'm probably gonna start growing a 3rd arm off my neck from all the OFF! I've been bathing in.

I've been trying to find the standing water where they're coming from to try and exterminate them, but I have no clue. You know anything that works good besides citronella and off!?

 

[Orangeburst]

Sports Talk J
Secret Weapon Engaged!

 

[Ten_Titans]

Stupid drill is stupid.

And even with the stupidity, zero reason it couldn't be done with headgear.

 

[SugarCC]

The funniest movie, that's ever been made.

 

[SayUWantAreVOLution]

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/49448045/alabama-nil-content-director-arrested-human-trafficking-sting

His comment after being arrested was, "Don't you hate it when your sister turns you in?"

 

[CABVOL]

CTE incoming in 3, 2, 1…