Recruiting Forum Football Talk IX

[peaygolf]

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Repeat! -5 points

it was......just just got caught up in the moment.
idk what i was thinking............

i gotta do better

 

[peaygolf]

could be the first recorded joke in the English language:

“What hangs at a man’s thigh and wants to poke the hole that it’s often poked before?”






“A key.”

 

[Enki_Amenra]

Been working all week trying to get a big Hide-n-Seek tournament organized…….




Problem is……good players are hard to find.

Worked hard all week. Got a little jingle?

 

[Enki_Amenra]

Heading to Hilton Head in about 30 minutes. 8 of us going. Not sure how "relaxing" it will be. LoL

Maybe you can find a why to get lost from the group for a couple hours,

 

[Enki_Amenra]

next month wife and I are going to Lake Maggiore in Northern Italy for a wedding...........will have four days of "vacation" after

A wedding in Italy? You friends with Prince Jaime of Bourbon-Two-Sicilies, the Duke of Noto?

That's an expensive wedding.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

it was......just just got caught up in the moment.
idk what i was thinking............

i gotta do better

Well

could be the first recorded joke in the English language:

“What hangs at a man’s thigh and wants to poke the hole that it’s often poked before?”


“A key.”

 

[peaygolf]

A wedding in Italy? You friends with Prince Jaime of Bourbon-Two-Sicilies, the Duke of Noto?

That's an expensive wedding.

don't get me started......wifes oldest son. Lives in San Diego. wants a destination wedding.

 

[Weezer]

don't get me started......wifes oldest son. Lives in San Diego. wants a destination wedding.

Traditionally, doesn't the bride's family pay for the wedding?

 

[Jackcrevol]

don't get me started......wifes oldest son. Lives in San Diego. wants a destination wedding.

 

[Jackcrevol]

Traditionally, doesn't the bride's family pay for the wedding?

not if they can't afford it

traditional weddings are out the window

 

[Jackcrevol]

Worked hard all week. Got a little jingle?

yup

8 hundred, 588, 2-3 hundred Empiiiiire.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

don't get me started......wifes oldest son. Lives in San Diego. wants a destination wedding.

I'd tell my daughter she can have a destination wedding and the destination is Townsend,

 

[Weezer]

not if they can't afford it

traditional weddings are out the window

Then marry into a wealthy family. Duh.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

yup

8 hundred, 588, 2-3 hundred Empiiiiire.

281-330-eight zero zero four

 

[TheRain]

The story of Nello and Patrasche.

 

[Jackcrevol]

Then marry into a wealthy family. Duh.

there's a saying, my wife's money is her money. and my money, is my wife's money.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ not all of us are @InVOLuntary

besides i'm just trying to live in the new World of $5.19 gas.

 

[Jackcrevol]

I'd tell my daughter she can have a destination wedding and the destination is Townsend,

perfect

 

[drvenner]

Anyone who was not specifically mentioned is in! VN won’t let me type more than 126 characters.

Harrumph!! Likely story

 

[Enki_Amenra]

there's a saying, my wife's money is her money. and my money, is my wife's money.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ not all of us are @InVOLuntary

besides i'm just trying to live in the new World of $5.19 gas.

Thought you drove a Tesla

 

[Enki_Amenra]

Leaves are downside up in Knoxville right now. Still need to check out how the cows are acting, but I hope the game doesnt get rained out. Maybe they start sooner. . .

 

[Jackcrevol]

Thought you drove a Tesla

me hayulll no

 

[drvenner]

What did the shipmates find in the toilet?

The captain’s log.

 

[Sandman Vol]

Anyone going on vacation this summer? Where to?

Red rocks concert. Sailing trip in Caribbean.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

Red rocks concert. Sailing trip in Caribbean.

Is that a Fraggle Rock knock-off band?

 

[Sandman Vol]

Harrumph!! Likely story

Careful now. You’re one sub-par dad joke away from joining the likes of the pussum vermin and yeti filth.