Recruiting Forum Football Talk IX

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#137,482
mrMet said:
At least my ball(s) are bigger!
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Doubtful.

If you had seen them at the height of my cirrhosis, impossible. Who knew the scrotum was one of those places your body retained fluid? I didn't. We're talking bowling ball big.

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Orangeredblooded said:
What you described is yankee chili. Just proves once again that Yankees have no clue what they’re doing.
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If I were a Yankee (which is impossible) and someone asked me to make chili (but no one ever would), I would make clam chowder. 😂 The only way to escape that predicament with even a shred of dignity remaining.
 
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Jackcrevol said:
nowhere for the fluid to go. that sucks to hear man.
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They were sticking a giant needle in my belly every two weeks to drain fluid.

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It wasn't fun. Usually drained 8-10 liters every two weeks. My record was 13 liters. Wasn't long after that my health really tanked and I got my transplant. But there was nothing they could do to alleviate the fluid down there. Transplant and two hernia surgeries eventually fixed it.

Sometimes I think I may have a little PTSD from all that.
 
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Orangeredblooded said:
You can add cinnamon to chili without it tasting like Cincinnati chili. It will enhance the chili without knowing cinnamon is in there, much like dark chocolate. You just have to know to use a very light hand when adding it. I’ve cooked professionally for 30 years and know what I’m talking about.
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I'll defer to your expertise...........But Skyline still sux!
 
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Orange. said:
They probably have somewhere and just thought “this chili is great!”
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HUSH now, I’m trying to stir the pot 😂. It’s the offseason for goodness sake, and you are out shining me. I WILL NOT HAVE IT! Seriously, I’ve taught many home cooks some things and I did have one of them (my mentor) that declared my chili tasted like Wendy’s 🤣.




Cinnamon can be used correctly in chili, if you know what you’re doing. I STAND BY THIS 😤.
 
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Weezer said:
You better be careful. No matter how old you are, Mamaw can still put you over her knee and tan that backside.
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My old arthritic knees couldn’t stand the massive weight that would inflict on me. Whatever your kink is, you won’t find it here pal. As usual, you’re dangerously close to getting us kick to the off topic thread. That’s almost as bad as the PF.
 
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