Even though she broke my heart into more pieces than a Chicken McNugget extra value meal. it makes me sad to see someone deface her like that. Monkeys are cute and all, but nothing can replace Jody’s dimples. I still get that fluttery feeling in my stomach thinking about them.
I will admit though, she was extraordinarily hairy in some weird places. We showered together the morning after I took her to the state fair to watch a tractor pull and she asked me to shave a patch of hair in her lower back where most girls have tattoos. I thought that was weird, but maybe that’s normal and other girls just hide it.