Recruiting Forum Football Talk IX

[Cosmo Kramer]

I think USF can beat UF and am very excited for the game

 

[UpstateVol613]

Should have wrapped up but like how she is driving through the tackle.

 

[Weezer]

Bad move on Navy’s part. Alabamians ain’t makin the navy. Definitely army enlisters.

They just wanted an excuse to play more Village People. In the Navy.

 

[DD4ME]

I think more youngsters should get married. No one is ready. You’re raging with hormones and I think that’s the good Lord’s design. Instead we tell our youth to sit down and stay in horny jail and wonder why they’re all addicted to porn. Get married and go at like rabbits I say!!

Bonus points to anyone that can integrate "horny jail" into a football related post without it feeling contrived.

 

[Adam Sandler]

New wedding music just dropped:

Is it just me or is that not even remotely recognizable as Rocky top?

 

[DD4ME]

We'll know how desperate they really are if Lane makes their list. The sad part is Lane has as much money now at Ole Miss as DeBoer does. Hasn't achieved any more either. He's into feelings and mental health too which their all poking fun at. Lol
Bama bout to Bama for a long time.

 

[Adam Sandler]

What a shame.

 

[DD4ME]

You know what would help TN fans have more babies. Winning a national title. Let's get to work on that. Could help heal some poor student stuck in the purgatory of horny jail.

Title Fail
Horny Jail
But
Win a Natty
I'm a daddy

 

[DD4ME]

Bad move on Navy’s part. Alabamians ain’t makin the navy. Definitely army enlisters.

Agree

 

[Adam Sandler]

My ex-wife is 7 years younger than me.. I was 25 when we got married .

You dog. If I was her dad, I woulda ran your azz off with a shotgun and shut that ish down.

 

[Weezer]

Bonus points to anyone that can integrate "horny jail" into a football related post without it feeling contrived.

No idea what this is about, but I can guarantee you have @Glitch 's interest.

 

[DD4ME]

Who remembers when Bama fans where shooting their family for not taking a loss serious enough, killing trees, and tea bagging passed out people in fast food restaurants...

I feel we are in the precipice of their true return to greatness.

 

[DD4ME]

Aguilar should have been on this list. Pendleton too.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

Is it just me or is that not even remotely recognizable as Rocky top?

It's just you

 

[DD4ME]

One last look back as we look ahead

 

[Adam Sandler]

I read all of this and not exactly sure what it tells us, but it's cooler than a birth rate chart. I imagine we look better against ETSU on this stat line.

I think it says we didn't blow away Syracuse relative to our chances. We'd want a better spread like UGA for this metric. Math wizards tell me what I missed

FSU bama should be farther to right

 

[DD4ME]

Has earned it all

 

[DD4ME]

FSU bama should be farther to right

The weather vol guy understood it. It still defies me what it is saying for sure.

 

[UTSuave’]

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

My ex-wife is 7 years younger than me.. I was 25 when we got married .

 

[Adam Sandler]

yikes this thread has gotten weirdo

Was Ryan Day’s nipple ring discussed?
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@Jimmy Football

I showed this to my girlfriend. She’s from Ohio. She says “I’m not surprised. Have you been to Ohio? There’s literally nothing better to do. What’s he going to do in his spare time, grow corn?”

 

[DD4ME]

Agree or disagree.
I would agree

 

[Orangeburst]

looks like Bama players got out of horny jail the night before the game

 

[UTSuave’]

 

[Adam Sandler]

Derron Rippey

My man doubling down on his lifetime contract. He don’t want to just coach, he want that natty. He’s sprinting to the finish line and mowing down people on the way. #BarnesforGoverner