Recruiting Forum Football Talk IX

[VolsDoc81TX]

A little VN golf trivia:

Question: Which U.S. president had his golf balls painted black?

Answer: Woodrow Wilson, the 28th President of the United States, had his golf balls painted black so he could play in the snow. This innovation allowed him to continue golfing during the winter months, as he was famous for playing over 1,000 rounds during his two terms in office.


Whoa there @Weezer the statement is painting golf balls black.
On second thought with all that fur, maybe it’s applicable to you too

 

[Orange_Crush]

Are You, You?

 

[Orange_Crush]

So, scientists have discovered a very unpredictable new subspecies of bear that can live in either the Arctic or the Antarctic, is equally attracted to both male and female bears, and live comfortably among standard polar bears. It's the amazing bipolar, bi-polar, by-polar-bear bear.

 

[Volunteer821]

So, scientists have discovered a very unpredictable new subspecies of bear that can live in either the Arctic or the Antarctic, is equally attracted to both male and female bears, and live comfortably among standard polar bears. It's the amazing bipolar, bi-polar, by-polar-bear bear.

 

[mrMet]

Thx Vol in Dayton for talking like a hooman

Yeti lover

Jack you really didn’t know what NFL red zone was? Do you live under a rock? Dead serious question lol

 

[Volprofch05]

Read the rook from Boston College is setting the World on fire in training camp.. plays Defensive End ...

Seems like something that could be assumed?

 

[BigOrangeTrain]

So, scientists have discovered a very unpredictable new subspecies of bear that can live in either the Arctic or the Antarctic, is equally attracted to both male and female bears, and live comfortably among standard polar bears. It's the amazing bipolar, bi-polar, by-polar-bear bear.

 

[Orangeburst]

_______(Fill in Blank) plays with yellow balls with two black stripes, stolt from driving range..Theef!

 

[knoxvol52]

Seems like something that could be assumed?

 

[Adam Sandler]

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[Enki_Amenra]

_______(Fill in Blank) plays with yellow balls with two black stripes, stolt from driving range..Theef!

I think we all know the answer to that. . .

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

And how did you blow up your prostate....

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Well for most of us old folks, we did all our fun stuff pre internet so it can remain shrouded in mystery (or we just can’t remember, you can figure out the truth). Then decades and decades (okay, okay millennia later) our prostates just kinda blow up. See below.

 

[SergeantVol]

So, scientists have discovered a very unpredictable new subspecies of bear that can live in either the Arctic or the Antarctic, is equally attracted to both male and female bears, and live comfortably among standard polar bears. It's the amazing bipolar, bi-polar, by-polar-bear bear.

Sounds like @Weezer

 

[Jackcrevol]

Sounds like @Weezer

@Weezer loves him some big hairy bears.

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

What freshman Jack Van Dorselaer (https://247sports.com/Player/jack-van-dorselaer-46131143/) has done to impress him and surprise him with where he’s at now compared to getting here in January:


“I don’t know if surprised would be the right word, but I think, one, it’s a credit to the program down in Southlake Carroll and the way that they prepare guys, just his level of understanding what college football looks like mentally, physically. He came out during mat drills and was a freaking dog, I mean, tug-of-war champ, down the line. Like I don’t know if he lost a tug-of-war all freaking pre-spring. Another guy (who) just shows up to work every day, knows his job cold, plays really hard, wants to be great. Really excited about Jack.”

Quote from the Tennessee tight ends coach

And to add to the discussion:

Southlake Carroll High School's competitive BBQ team, second at the Texas High School BBQ State Championship, is earning more recognition with screen time on BBQ High, a Magnolia Network docuseries on HBO Max that recently scored an Emmy nomination.

They know how to feed em right!

 

[BigOrange15]

Jack you really didn’t know what NFL red zone was? Do you live under a rock? Dead serious question lol

He asks that question a lot about a lot of things the average person knows about lol

 

[Jackcrevol]

Jack you really didn’t know what NFL red zone was? Do you live under a rock? Dead serious question lol

He didn't say nfl red zone, he said red zone. for one billion dollars. i didn't know at first.

i was thinking it was a sports betting platform or some ****

 

[Jackcrevol]

He asks that question a lot about a lot of things the average person knows about lol

I really don't follow pro sports closely.

 

[Jackcrevol]

What freshman Jack Van Dorselaer (https://247sports.com/Player/jack-van-dorselaer-46131143/) has done to impress him and surprise him with where he’s at now compared to getting here in January:


“I don’t know if surprised would be the right word, but I think, one, it’s a credit to the program down in Southlake Carroll and the way that they prepare guys, just his level of understanding what college football looks like mentally, physically. He came out during mat drills and was a freaking dog, I mean, tug-of-war champ, down the line. Like I don’t know if he lost a tug-of-war all freaking pre-spring. Another guy (who) just shows up to work every day, knows his job cold, plays really hard, wants to be great. Really excited about Jack.”

Quote from the Tennessee tight ends coach

And to add to the discussion:

Southlake Carroll High School's competitive BBQ team, second at the Texas High School BBQ State Championship, is earning more recognition with screen time on BBQ High, a Magnolia Network docuseries on HBO Max that recently scored an Emmy nomination.

They know how to feed em right!

this says a lot, because the other freshmen tight end was a hoss at the poly bowl

 

[Enki_Amenra]

I really don't follow pro sports closely.

I still don't know what red zone is , prefer to keep it that way,

 

[Jackcrevol]

I still don't know what red zone is , prefer to keep it that way,

 

[tnhunter 10]

 

[jave36]

I think I'm officially old...I don't get the Sydney Sweeney hype. She's not ugly, but far from drool worthy. But everything I see about her is about what a goddess she is. Am I off here in thinking she's just not that good looking?

 

[SoilVol]

I think I'm officially old...I don't get the Sydney Sweeney hype. She's not ugly, but far from drool worthy. But everything I see about her is about what a goddess she is. Am I off here in thinking she's just not that good looking?

I'm 30. I think she's mid... there's nothing special about her and she doesn't look like there's much between the ears either.

 

[Orange_Crush]