Recruiting Football Talk VIII

[PlanetVolunteer]

ugh?
That don't look right.

Why are they all so close to that thing?

 

[BigOrangeTrain]

Most important match in the history of professional wrestling. The Slam is the most important moment.

Loved watching that. It’s was cool to hear Hogan telling the story about the slam. He said the only way you could slam Andre is if he let you. He also said Andre hated Macho Man because Savage would put tons of baby oil all over his body when he wrestled Andre and it would piss him off lol.

 

[BigOrangeTrain]

Stephen King's Maximum Overdrive

Bonus question: Who did the soundtrack for the movie?

Underrated movie. That would be AC/DC.

 

[DarthVol1]

Why are they all so close to that thing?

TWSS

 

[Orange.]

Why are they all so close to that thing?

Because it came to sight as a big bellied lumbering animal? Apparently they have no f'n idea how fast they are.

In a kayak once I came up on one by accident and paddled away for all I was worth!

 

[85SugarVol]

My genetic test said I have some Neandrathal.

If you are of European descent (Caucasoid) you definitely have significant levels of Neandertal admixture.

If you are of Asian descent (Asiatic[Mongoloid]) then you likely have levels of Denisovan admixture.

Most of us have significant Hominin admixture in our genetic sequence.

The only thing close to “pure bloods” are the sub-Saharan peoples. They are almost 100% Homo Sapien.

 

[UpstateVol613]

The hits keep coming for the yell boys’

 

[HoleInTheRoof]

 

[knoxvol52]

The hits keep coming for the yell boys’

No pressure at Mississippi having a great season gets Beard a big fat raise and extension. Texas A&M it's get results or else(see Jumbo Fisher) .

 

[WesTnVol]

I’m sure this has already been said, since I’m a day behind but…. Why in the world would you even go to a sporting event if you don’t want to hear people screaming in your ears? What did you expect to happen? Lol this has killed me

Took my son and a friend of his(they were six) to the 1992 UT vs Memphis game in Memphis. I had to ask a drunk co-ed who was giving a very detailed story about her sexual adventures the night before to “please stop”
I told her my son was only six and she should know better, lord have mercy, you would’ve thought I had insulted her. Things might have gotten ugly(she had both the guys from the night before with her) but several other parents also spoke up so, they said a few cuss words and left.
Time and place people. It’s not that hard to figure out.

 

[WesTnVol]

Last of the Mohicans, Braveheart, Star Wars.

Next question please.

Schindler‘s List
That violent, with the little girl in the red coat

 

[Enki_Amenra]

If you are of European descent (Caucasoid) you definitely have significant levels of Neandertal admixture.

If you are of Asian descent (Asiatic[Mongoloid]) then you likely have levels of Denisovan admixture.

Most of us have significant Hominin admixture in our genetic sequence.

The only thing close to “pure bloods” are the sub-Saharan peoples. They are almost 100% Homo Sapien.

@Weezer has bigfoot in him. . .

 

[screenthis]

Took my son and a friend of his(they were six) to the 1992 UT vs Memphis game in Memphis. I had to ask a drunk co-ed who was giving a very detailed story about her sexual adventures the night before to “please stop”
I told her my son was only six and she should know better, lord have mercy, you would’ve thought I had insulted her. Things might have gotten ugly(she had both the guys from the night before with her) but several other parents also spoke up so, they said a few cuss words and left.
Time and place people. It’s not that hard to figure out.

Welp, I would like to hear about them adventures. But of course, not in front of the kids.

 

[DD4ME]

My favorite part:

Can make a layup contested and uncontested

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

sensitive ears maybe when I get older and need a hearing aid, then I will go to another game so I can turn off the noise made by the slobbering drunk sitting next to me..

Pay a little more for tickets and don’t get the drunks…

 

[knoxvol52]

Pay a little more for tickets and don’t get the drunks…

Thinking maybe a skybox...

 

[CABVOL]

I used to drink my wife's breast milk. I swear to you guys that stuff is good for you. The colostrum from it really helped with joint pain. Plus it was good with protein shakes. I would drink about a gallon every two weeks.

 

[CABVOL]

Can you milk babies? I guess so, you can milk anything. . .

Thanks, Greg.

 

[CABVOL]

Any worthwhile news and/or spark notes on the scrimmage?

*puts down glass of breast milk to search on phone*

 

[VolsFan-TX]

Took my son and a friend of his(they were six) to the 1992 UT vs Memphis game in Memphis. I had to ask a drunk co-ed who was giving a very detailed story about her sexual adventures the night before to “please stop”
I told her my son was only six and she should know better, lord have mercy, you would’ve thought I had insulted her. Things might have gotten ugly(she had both the guys from the night before with her) but several other parents also spoke up so, they said a few cuss words and left.
Time and place people. It’s not that hard to figure out.

I didn’t hear that story but was at the game. That one still makes me mad!

 

[SugarCC]

Loved watching that. It’s was cool to hear Hogan telling the story about the slam. He said the only way you could slam Andre is if he let you. He also said Andre hated Macho Man because Savage would put tons of baby oil all over his body when he wrestled Andre and it would piss him off lol.

Andre is the one who called for the slam, during the match.

 

[HoleInTheRoof]

*puts down glass of breast milk to search on phone*

Consensus seems to be the receivers - including the freshman - had themselves a night.

Also, Nico and Merk looked good.

 

[HoleInTheRoof]

Can you guys remember not that long ago when we started guys like Will McBride and Brian Mauer? We all got so hyped about Mauer because of that one touchdown pass vs uga. Dark days.

Now we have what appears to be potentially an embarrassment of riches at QB. Like, guys are gonna transfer not because they play like big booty butthole, but because they’re legit good but can’t play here because gooder guys are ahead of them.

If that doesn’t make you feel warm and fuzzy in your loins then you ain’t a real Vols fan.

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

Why are they all so close to that thing?

Crocs or gators will only attack when it’s a 100% that the attack will be successful.

 

[Adam Sandler]

Can you imagine being a Texas A&M fan right now?

- The Jimbo "homerun hire" was a total failure.
- Your baseball coach bolts for your bitter rival Texas after taking you to the CWS finals.
- You think, "We're gonna be alright, we are preseason #1 regardless!" and it turns out your team is garbage.
- Your basketball team gets out of the cellar in the toughest conference of the year and becomes a dominant team, even upsetting #1, and your coach leaves for *checks notes* Maryland?

And to top it all off you have yell leaders and cultish chants.

Hahahahha

We had it worse from 2009-2020