Stupor Bowl thread

[hmanvolfan]

Anybody wanna come over and help me eat this pot roast under there?

 

[theFallGuy]

Anybody wanna come over and help me eat this pot roast under there?

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Why aren't you making BBQ sketti

 

[Behr]

Cause he aint dum.

 

[GordonC]

Anybody wanna come over and help me eat this pot roast under there?

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like it with the red taters, too....looks like gud eatin for a Sunday evenin

 

[GordonC]

imma make me a couple of burgers with mushrooms, onions, and swiss....Pepperidge Farm bun (onion and poppy seed my favorite)...and dat bun'll hold together BOOOOON

 

[theFallGuy]

Cause he aint dum.

Excuse me ma'am. No one axed you

 

[GordonC]

also shuddup Joe

 

[Behr]

Excuse me ma'am. No one axed you

 

[joevol33]

My superbowl meal!

 

[hmanvolfan]

My superbowl meal!
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What the hell, are you ill?

 

[joevol33]

What the hell, are you ill?

I get the pleasure of a colonoscopy in the morning, liquid diet all day

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Who the hell schedules a colonoscopy on the day after the SB?

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Who the hell schedules a colonoscopy on the day after the SB?

A Cowboys fan....

 

[GordonC]

Who the hell schedules a colonoscopy on the day after the SB?

I mean he schedules three or four per month, so the timing on this one's a coincidence

 

[GordonC]

A Cowboys fan....

 

[95 Vol Alum]

A Cowboys fan....

Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

 

[theFallGuy]

I mean he schedules three or four per month, so the timing on this one's a coincidence

The issue is Souce performs all of those and he's not a doctor

 

[theFallGuy]

I'm making jalapeno poppers for the SB party

 

[hmanvolfan]

I'm making jalapeno poppers for the SB party

To bring to somebody else’s party or for yore party!

 

[theFallGuy]

To bring to somebody else’s party or for yore party!

Someone else's. Apparently I have friends

 

[hmanvolfan]

Are they wrapped in bacon like the ones you can get at Kroger?

 

[hmanvolfan]

Someone else's. Apparently I have friends

That’s not apparent.

 

[theFallGuy]

Are they wrapped in bacon like the ones you can get at Kroger?

Yes

 

[Orangeslice13]

Where’s the pie option

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Someone else's. Apparently I have friends

Do your "friends" know this??