What Happened To souce?

[Behr]

Souce last posted a comment on VN January 15th in the year of our Lord 2024.

He gave no indication he was leaving in HIS Absentee thread that asked for anyone being absent for 48 hours or more to please let us know so we wouldn't worry.

Fast forward to October 9th. He made is first post and today, Thursday October 17th He informed us that on November 31st he would reveal to all why he was gone.

So this thread is for us all to guess why he was gone for......oh snap. Martha Focker!!!! He was gone 9 months. Almost to the day. His sex change took!!!

He had a baby!!! I guess he wants to wait until it's over 2 months old to introduce us to......there it is.

This thread is now about what pronoun will souce introduce his baby and what is the baby's name?

Go.....

 

[Souce]

 

[joevol33]

That's a better guess than mine. I figured he finally got an infection at tge truck stop, and penicillin wouldn't touch it. He was tgen isolated to icu, so nobody else would catch it. It took this long to isolate the bacteria, because he'd been used by so many men, the Dr's just had a hard time finding a treatment.

 

[GordonC]

Souce, Nooga, and tdawg (or whatever) been in a m4m Dawg fan orgy for months

 

[VolNExile]

Souce last posted a comment on VN January 15th in the year of our Lord 2024.

He gave no indication he was leaving in HIS Absentee thread that asked for anyone being absent for 48 hours or more to please let us know so we wouldn't worry.

Fast forward to October 9th. He made is first post and today, Thursday October 17th He informed us that on November 31st he would reveal to all why he was gone.

So this thread is for us all to guess why he was gone for......oh snap. Martha Focker!!!! He was gone 9 months. Almost to the day. His sex change took!!!

He had a baby!!! I guess he wants to wait until it's over 2 months old to introduce us to......there it is.

This thread is now about what pronoun will souce introduce his baby and what is the baby's name?

Go.....

“Your”

 

[Behr]

“Your”

The baby's name?

 

[Behr]

Souce, Nooga, and tdawg (or whatever) been in a m4m Dawg fan orgy for months

Snoodawg.

 

[Behr]

*I do want to say I hope nothing seriously bad happened while he was gone, if it did I hope TFG feels like chit for giving me the idea for this thread.

 

[VolNExile]

The baby's name?

The baby’s pronoun.

As in “this is your baby.”

- I guess a better substitute for he/she/it would be “yours.”

I know, if you have to explain it…

 

[Behr]

The baby’s pronoun.

As in “this is your baby.”

- I guess a better substitute for he/she/it would be “yours.”

I know, if you have to explain it…

"Theirs"

 

[Behr]

"Ours"

~TFG

 

[theFallGuy]

I literally just assumed he had died of HAIDS. Seemed logical considering his lifestyle

 

[McDad]

I think he was in jail.

 

[theFallGuy]

I think he was in jail.

For what

 

[McDad]

For what

Hmm. 9 months. Credit for time served for trial. Feels white collar to me.

Embezzlement.

 

[theFallGuy]

Hmm. 9 months. Credit for time served for trial. Feels white collar to me.

Embezzlement.

Sounds plausible for someone who steals GIFs without remorse

 

[VolNExile]

For what

Screwing up the Pillsbury Grands cinnamon rolls.

Should have been 10 years to life!

 

[McDad]

Sounds plausible for someone who steals GIFs without remorse

Maybe copyright infringement.

 

[GordonC]

Sounds plausible for someone who steals GIFs without remorse

TL;dr
But so immature buddie

 

[GordonC]

Id say she has been fluffin a lotta biskits at hardees

 

[Behr]

I think his momma kicked him out her basement.

Probably cause she dint want to raise no more kids.

 

[GordonC]

 

[GordonC]

 

[volfanbill]

I feel like Nov 31 will never get here

 

[volfanbill]

@Souce, got your Christmas tree(s) up yet? I’m slacking, I only have two up so far