Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[VOLS INC.]

so that is why i always feel smarter after a few beers... i killed the slow dumb brain cells

It’s also why us Vol fans are the smartest and strongest of them all. We are forced to kill and destroy all our weak cells 12 Saturdays a year.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

so that is why i always feel smarter after a few beers... i killed the slow dumb brain cells

I’m essentially Matt Damon from Good Will Hunting solving the most complex mathematical equations on chalkboards after having a couple glasses of scotch.

 

[gcbvol]

I’m essentially Matt Damon from Good Will Hunting solving the most complex mathematical equations on chalkboards after having a couple glasses of scotch.

And then you sober up to a chalkboard covered with images of boobs and Odie.

 

[joevol24]

@joevol24

How you doing buddy?

Still around.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

And then you sober up to a chalkboard covered with images of boobs and Odie.

Odie from Garfield? WTF

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Still around.

Hell yeah brethren! You are in the Philippines correct?

 

[DinkinFlicka]

can some one explain how keith richards outlived richard simmons to me?

Drugs

 

[StarRaider]

 

[joevol24]

Hell yeah brethren! You are in the Philippines correct?

Yes

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Yes

Magunda omaga!

 

[StarRaider]

 

[McDad]

Still around.

Stay the course.

The bad thoughts will dissipate. Time is your ally.

 

[hog88]

can some one explain how keith richards outlived richard simmons to me?

Preservatives

 

[hog88]

so that is why i always feel smarter after a few beers... i killed the slow dumb brain cells

I think that it’s been scientifically proven, alcohol makes you smarter.

 

[StarRaider]

I think that it’s been scientifically proven, alcohol makes you smarter.

the cliff clavin buffalo beer theory

 

[Ritzwatch]

Hell yeah brethren! You are in the Philippines correct?

Yes

My boy is from Mindanao, more specifically, Zamboanga City.

 

[StarRaider]

Angels without wings (aka man's best friend) are the best ROI

 

[marcusluvsvols]

Drugs

I read an article like 20 years ago that showed a scan of Keiths brain next to a scan of a healthy brain. His seriously looked like swiss cheese, or a real sponge. Like a whiffle ball. Huge gaping holes everywhere. It was insane that he was still alive...20 years ago. Personally, I think the Stones are probably THE most overrated rock band in history...3 or 4 good songs from like a dozen albums...but Keith Richards is a medical marvel and he is certainly special whether the group is or not. Also...Mick is fugly. Doesnt have a decent voice either. Proof positive that anyone can get laid if you're a "rock star".

 

[PEPPERJAX]

I read an article like 20 years ago that showed a scan of Keiths brain next to a scan of a healthy brain. His seriously looked like swiss cheese, or a real sponge. Like a whiffle ball. Huge gaping holes everywhere. It was insane that he was still alive...20 years ago. Personally, I think the Stones are probably THE most overrated rock band in history...3 or 4 good songs from like a dozen albums...but Keith Richards is a medical marvel and he is certainly special whether the group is or not. Also...Mick is fugly. Doesnt have a decent voice either. Proof positive that anyone can get laid if you're a "rock star".

The stones overrated? Nirvana says hold my beer.

 

[NorthDallas40]

Drugs

High quality drugs.

 

[StarRaider]

marcus can't get no satisfaction

 

[Orangeburst]

I read an article like 20 years ago that showed a scan of Keiths brain next to a scan of a healthy brain. His seriously looked like swiss cheese, or a real sponge. Like a whiffle ball. Huge gaping holes everywhere. It was insane that he was still alive...20 years ago. Personally, I think the Stones are probably THE most overrated rock band in history...3 or 4 good songs from like a dozen albums...but Keith Richards is a medical marvel and he is certainly special whether the group is or not. Also...Mick is fugly. Doesnt have a decent voice either. Proof positive that anyone can get laid if you're a "rock star".

I dont like the Stones or The Beatles.

 

[Orangeburst]

nm

 

[DinkinFlicka]

I read an article like 20 years ago that showed a scan of Keiths brain next to a scan of a healthy brain. His seriously looked like swiss cheese, or a real sponge. Like a whiffle ball. Huge gaping holes everywhere. It was insane that he was still alive...20 years ago. Personally, I think the Stones are probably THE most overrated rock band in history...3 or 4 good songs from like a dozen albums...but Keith Richards is a medical marvel and he is certainly special whether the group is or not. Also...Mick is fugly. Doesnt have a decent voice either. Proof positive that anyone can get laid if you're a "rock star".

Dude I am 100% with you. Never had much love for the Stones. They have a few really good tunes but they're few and far between for me.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Dude I am 100% with you. Never had much love for the Stones. They have a few really good tunes but they're few and far between for me.

What about Mick’s dancing in the streets with David Bowie?