Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[Weezer]

Just what we need..

a short, stocky, slow witted bald man, who runs a 5.4 40.

Are you assuming he's short and bald?

 

[volfanhill]

Just what we need..

a short, stocky, slow witted bald man, who runs a 5.4 40.

75% of that is accurate

 

[McDad]

What if the asteroid hits near Montana igniting the super volcano under Yellowstone? Then you might as well kiss your butt goodbye. And that assumes there's not a second asteroid that hits the moon, sending it careening out of its orbit and slamming into the Earth.

Then I'm coming to your house because I know you don't wanna die a virgin.

 

[Orangeburst]

75% of that is accurate

 

[hog88]

After a glorious start this is how my day went.

 

[Orangeburst]

After a glorious start this is how my day went.View attachment 660551

Good to see the real you is back.

Go whitewater rafting?

 

[Weezer]

Then I'm coming to your house because I know you don't wanna die a virgin.

I'm a firm believer to each their own in life, but I'm perfectly okay with my bunghole never being violated.

I mean, other than those prostate exams and the colonoscopy.

 

[McDad]

After a glorious start this is how my day went.View attachment 660551

Did Jesus take the wheel?

 

[McDad]

I'm a firm believer to each their own in life, but I'm perfectly okay with my bunghole never being violated.

I mean, other than those prostate exams and the colonoscopy.

Fair. In that case, we can sacrifice you to appease the volcano thus sparring the world from disaster.

 

[McDad]

After a glorious start this is how my day went.View attachment 660551

Gonna have to retire that trailer.

 

[Weezer]

Fair. In that case, we can sacrifice you to appease the volcano thus sparring the world from disaster.

Yeah, that ain't going to work.

 

[StarRaider]

After a glorious start this is how my day went.View attachment 660551

you went shopping at Canoes-R-Us

 

[NorthDallas40]

After a glorious start this is how my day went.View attachment 660551

Well you jinxed it after all!

 

[Orangeburst]

you went shopping at Canoes-R-Us

nm…too far lol

 

[StarRaider]

Good to see the real you is back.

Go whitewater rafting?

@SlipKidVol ya with me?

 

[Weezer]

After a glorious start this is how my day went.View attachment 660551

Hope the sex was worth it.

 

[Orangeburst]

@SlipKidVol ya with me?

you grew up aroung Ocoee..any others you been on?

 

[volfanhill]

I'm a firm believer to each their own in life, but I'm perfectly okay with my bunghole never being violated.

I mean, other than those prostate exams and the colonoscopy.

Weezer, it ain't a violation if there is an invitation.

 

[StarRaider]

you grew up aroung Ocoee..any others you been on?

 

[Orangeburst]

rafting, canoeing

 

[Weezer]

Weezer, it ain't a violation if there is an invitation.

There will be no invites to that party.

 

[StarRaider]

rafting, canoeing

well it aint rained in a week of Sundays in this part of the woods but as soon as invoked the name... of the great... the one and only @SlipKidVol ... it rained.

 

[McDad]

The Vols got Gass.

 

[Orangeburst]

The Vols got Gass.

I saw Gass X tweet that he committed.

3rd time today.

 

[StarRaider]

The Vols got Gass.