Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

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Weezer said:
Not sure what surprises me more. This apparent claim that you still have a sex life at your age, or that you already have a guy picked to takeover self-pleasuring duties. At your age, I have to believe "self-pleasuring" is code for making you a sammich.
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I'm cutting some slack assuming he's on pain killers.

Btw, @NorthDallas40 save some drugs for the rest of us. Thx.
 
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NorthDallas40 said:
Yeah I know what you mean on seeing the blade pattern. Happy Father’s Day Marcus!

You got a professional opinion on never use gloves with a power tool? Because while I generally agree I’ll never touch this weapon of death again without a LH steel mesh glove. Already got them coming from Amazon.

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Btw, nice short-shorts "bro".
 
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McDad said:
Adrenaline and endorphins are amazing compounds. Lol

I'm pretty good in the emergency. Once everyone is stable, that's when I cry or throw up.
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It was that slow motion state. You know something really bad just happened. You know you’re hurt you just don’t know how bad. And you’re waiting on the first wave of pain cause you know it’s coming based on what you see
 
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McDad said:
I'm cutting some slack assuming he's on pain killers.

Btw, @NorthDallas40 save some drugs for the rest of us. Thx.
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To be fair, I have some Tramadol myself. Tripped over the dog a few weeks back and fractured my tibia. Also tore the meniscus. But, no worries, the dog is perfectly fine.
 
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NorthDallas40 said:
Started at urgent care. Doc came in and looked at it for 10 seconds. Looked at me. And said go to the ER we’ll call ahead you are coming. THAT was reassuring as hell. 😂
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Did he at least tell you that a man of your delicate age needs to be more careful handling power tools? If not, you can probably get him for malpractice.
 
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Weezer said:
Did he at least tell you that a man of your delicate age needs to be more careful handling power tools? If not, you can probably get him for malpractice.
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Her and I don’t think she heard much of what I said on how it happened. I’m pretty sure “using my router free hand” went in one ear out the other.
 
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Yesterday when I got back home the vines growing in front of the house seem to have doubled in three days ... the stuff is rampant on steroids. I thought it was a mutation from stuff my wife planted a few years ago. Last fall I gave up and cut the 40 yo juniper bushes at the front of the house to deal with the stuff. I sprayed and killed it earlier, but it's back with a vengeance, so I took pictures and have tried to identify the stuff. Apparently it is air potato or Chinese yam ... grows like 5 inches a day. One site says pesticides are basically ineffective but another says the ingredient in Crossbow works ... guess I'm gonna find out.
 
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