Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[Weezer]

So you have had other things shot up your butt to know you don’t enjoy it?

Between the prostate exam and the colonoscopy, it dawned on me I don't like anything invading my bung hole. If I ever get a tattoo on my ass, it's gonna say "Exit Only".

 

[hog88]

Between the prostate exam and the colonoscopy, it dawned on me I don't like anything invading my bung hole. If I ever get a tattoo on my ass, it's gonna say "Exit Only".

I’ve had one colonoscopy and loved it, whatever they use to put you to sleep is the best stuff ever. I was disappointed when the Dr said I don’t need another for 10 years.

As for prostrate exams, I still haven’t figured out how the Dr does it with both hands on my hips but they’re quick.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

West of Columbia.

You're likely neighbors with my mom.

 

[McDad]

You're likely neighbors with my mom.

I know. She keeps showing up at my house begging for my love. Its tiresome.

 

[hog88]

I know. She keeps showing up at my house begging for my love. Its tiresome.

My wife is Dinks mom?

 

[LouderVol]

My wife is Dinks mom?

mcdad has to spread his love around . if he gave it too one woman she would get crushed.

 

[McDad]

My wife is Dinks mom?

We have got to be the second most screwed up people only behind the Zoners. Our humor is not for the faint of heart.

 

[McDad]

mcdad has to spread his love around . if he gave it too one woman she would get crushed.

Is that a fat joke???

 

[Weezer]

Is that a fat joke???

Is it a fat joke or a fat truth?

 

[McDad]

Is it a fat joke or a fat truth?

Sonofa ...I teed one up for Grand a couple weeks ago and I did again for Weezer. At least GV is clever so it didn't sting as much. But Weezer getting the knock out is unacceptable.

 

[Orangeburst]

Sonofa ...I teed one up for Grand a couple weeks ago and I did again for Weezer. At least GV is clever so it didn't sting as much. But Weezer getting the knock out is unacceptable.

 

[UT_Dutchman]

Big storm here last night too, but no tornados or serious sized hail like they had a lil southwest of us here. They were giving tornado warnings and golf ball sized hail for the Grainger and Hamblen County areas. I’ve seen some tree limbs down and some mild flooding here, but all in all we came out pretty unscathed.

That's good to hear, had a tree fall on my car. It looks to be totaled, pretty much caved in the roof.

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

That's good to hear, had a tree fall on my car. It looks to be totaled, pretty much caved in the roof.

Aw man, that sucks! Glad you weren’t in it! Or were you?

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

Sonofa ...I teed one up for Grand a couple weeks ago and I did again for Weezer. At least GV is clever so it didn't sting as much. But Weezer getting the knock out is unacceptable.

Bro ... You was bobbin when you shoulda been weevin!

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

Well thank goodness they put that cone out, or I woulda crashed right into that shat!

 

[McDad]

re-inspection scheduled this afternoon at reno project. I've got a good feeling about it.

 

[McDad]

We seem to always hear about the bad characters out there in the world; an unfortunate side effect of social media. I want to share some good. My contractor took yesterday with his crew and spent about 10 hours helping clean up trees, putting tarps on roofs, and lending a hand with tornado clean up. Good guy.

 

[LouderVol]

We seem to always hear about the bad characters out there in the world; an unfortunate side effect of social media. I want to share some good. My contractor took yesterday with his crew and spent about 10 hours helping clean up trees, putting tarps on roofs, and lending a hand with tornado clean up. Good guy.

I think huff has a thread in the Pub about feel good stories or some such.

 

[McDad]

I think huff has a thread in the Pub about feel good stories or some such.

Yeah, but I feel kinda weird contributing to a Huff thread.

You know how it is.

eta.. I couldn't find it. Found the real american heroes but i don't think that's the one you're talking about.

 

[LouderVol]

Yeah, but I feel kinda weird contributing to a Huff thread.

You know how it is.

eta.. I couldn't find it. Found the real american heroes but i don't think that's the one you're talking about.

that was probably it.

 

[Weezer]

And no, I'm not wanting to get an anal probe. If that were the case, I could just spend the weekend at @McDad 's house.

 

[hog88]

I just want to know if you can get me on the list. I'm all for being abducted by space beings.

You just want an anal probe.

 

[NorthDallas40]

Wow I picked an awesome day to cruise thru this thread

 

[Grand Vol]

 

[hog88]

Wow I picked an awesome day to cruise thru this thread

Weezer is always looking for butt play no matter what thread.