Recruiting Football Talk VII

[Orange_Crush]

No judgement involved. Big ole balls throw off the aerodynamics. That's why I'm a terrible sprinter.

I always figured it was lower back issues.

 

[InVOLuntary]

I called you a negavol but surely you didn't think I was being serious. I was just messing with you. I don't agree with your take on this term but that might be wishful thinking. If I offended you, I apologize.

You were definitely not amongst the ones I was talking about. There's good natured ribbing and then there's other things.

 

[Glitch]

I dont think he hit the rim from 4’

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

I really wanted to learn how to do this. Looks like an incredible thrill. Then I talked to one of my patients who is a skydiver. That flying squirrel suit has a 40% mortality rate when flying along the surface like that video shows. (That means up to 40% chance of dying when doing that). You can approach 120mph flying in that suit. If you are that close to the ground, a small mistake is typically fatal.

My patient has done it, but out of a plane at 10,000 feet where there’s nothing to hit, then he popped his parachute to get back to Earth.

Those are not good odds for a Dad…

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

Looks like a MLB.
The opponent linebackers are going get trucked.

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

To be offended is to give someone else control over yourself. There are only a few people in the world I would grant that power to, and anything they said would be for my good and I would be wise to not be offended, but instead embrace the counsel.

Fancy way of saying I don't like any of you morans well enough to let you offend me. No offense.

Challenge accepted

Just kidding @SSVol, if we wanted to truly offend you, your email would be filled with @Weezer nudz. If that wasn’t sufficient, then a personalized visit with @Weezer and his ForFansOnly videographer would do the trick

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

Ginger
or
Mary Ann

That’s the question

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[VolsDoc81TX]

We're tight on space so one roll of Scott's 1-ply.

I have found that even on long backpacking camping trips that there’s always room for another roll of toilet paper.
I guess on a boat, if you run out, you can just hop in the sea…

 

[engineerVOL]

 

[peaygolf]

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yes. You must choose only one!

 

[drvenner]

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blah blah blah Let's completely dismiss the fact that he has made it to the tournament a ton of times and has 27 wins.

 

[drvenner]

 

[Jackcrevol]

removed bc @engineerVOL beat me to it

 

[Jackcrevol]

swansoned

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

Wagner had for fun though!

Nonsmoker Clemens versus smoker Wagner
Jmo

 

[rikberry31]

Takes like this are dumb specifically for the second paragraph. Do I want a title? Absolutely! Do I think this team has what it needs to go Elite 8 or even Final 4? Sure do! Do I foresee them losing the second round to Texas? Sadly, yes. Does that mean Barnes should be fired? Hell. No. Leonard here needs to sit down and shut up.

We ain't losing to f****** Texas.

 

[ConwayFitty]

Thundar the Barbarian, my friend.

Pirates of Dark Water...early 90s but still great

 

[rikberry31]

That’s their 8th loss. Let’s see if they shoot up in the rankings again. They should be out of the top 20. Have no idea how they are 6th.

Kevin is Buck Showalter's mentally defective twin brother.

 

[OGbabyaviVol]

They are playing a rough game this weekend with LSU, too.

I’m sure if they win one out of three, they will stay put in the rankings.

 

[MaxVolnGA]

This guy is all over the place

Could we get a comment from wee lil Nicky? Because, you know…his opinion is paramount for the direction of CFB

 

[peaygolf]

March 20, 2010


JP Prince scored 18 points and Scotty Hopson had 17 to lead sixth-seeded Tennessee to an 83-68 victory over Ohio on Saturday and give the Vols their third Sweet 16 berth in four years. The other starters pitched in, too: Brian Williams and Wayne Chism had 12 rebounds apiece, and Bobby Maze had nine assists.

But Pearl wanted them to share the celebration with the reserves who filled in after a New Year's Day gun, drug and alcohol bust left Tennessee with just six scholarship players.

The Vols took the lead with an 18-2 run that started with 12 minutes left in the first half, turning a two-point deficit into a 14-point lead. Ohio kept firing 3-pointers -- they tried 26 in the game, making 10 -- but never got any closer than 50-45 on Freeman's 3-pointer with 13 minutes to play.

 

[drvenner]

My wife and I have been working hard to get our house clean. The main rooms are downstairs and we have some bedrooms upstairs. The downstairs looks absolutely fantastic, spotless. The upstairs... now that is another story.

 

[bignewt]

Sounds good, I think @bignewt will have to handle it. But will need your email address that's attached to ESPN. I think he just removes me then adds you to the team.

yeah need an email address @Franklin Pierce

 

[peaygolf]

That’s their 8th loss. Let’s see if they shoot up in the rankings again. They should be out of the top 20. Have no idea how they are 6th.

FSU beat UF 12-8......................and are ranked about 7 spots BELOW UF??

I guess the Selection committee believes UF has 8 more quality losses than FSU............since FSU is 18-0

 

[Lloyd_Christmas]

Reading the three deep on the d-line in the practice thread was comforting. Talk about a night and day improvement from just a few years ago.