Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[VOLS INC.]

He ain't learnin nuffin at 5 anyways

He’s pretty smart. He can spell V-O-L-S
He knows geography: Rocky Top Tennessee.
And he knows his numbers. He can count to Fiddy!

Really all he needs to know anyway.

 

[volfanhill]

He’s pretty smart. He can spell V-O-L-S
He knows geography: Rocky Top Tennessee.
And he knows his numbers. He can count to Fiddy!

Really all he needs to know anyway.

Raising him right my friend

 

[hog88]

Marcus can attend. But he cant watch after 1st half.
We can put him in the deep hole you have in your basement.

I’ll have to make room but that sounds like a plan.

 

[Matt2496]

I'm very excited about this basketball team. They have the depth and talent to make the NCAA championship.

 

[hog88]

He’s pretty smart. He can spell V-O-L-S
He knows geography: Rocky Top Tennessee.
And he knows his numbers. He can count to Fiddy!

Really all he needs to know anyway.

What else do you think he needs?

 

[Orangeburst]

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I got 2110 points

 

[marcusluvsvols]

Big win!

Still 7 seconds, dude!

Congrats to the Vols. Big w.

Thank you, Marcus!

Yes, thanks Marcus.

Nice team win, best player having an off night and the rest of the team steps up and takes the slack.

Marcus I salute you

Marcus..you are not to watch any more games this year..BB and FB

Never felt so good in my life Boys!!!

I will watch all the games hours later when Freak uploads em if it gets us through to a Chip fellas!

GO VOLS!! Bout to go watch the highlights!

 

[marcusluvsvols]

hey, he gets to watch the first half. The system has worked.

This is true. I will of course continue this trend unless at some point a team puts a run on us and its looking really bad in the 1st half. Then i gotta check out and watch it later.

 

[marcusluvsvols]

I know it’s dangerous, probably ill advised and will lead to severe disappointment but dang if I’m not excited about this tournament. We have a shot with this team.

We really do when we play our best. Gotta get hot at the right time . This team is as talented as any team in the country though. That is a fact.

This is crazy. Mashack took over with 6 mins left.

 

[marcusluvsvols]

Obligatory.

 

[marcusluvsvols]

I have heard a minority of folks complain about Barnes in other forums saying he will never win the big game etc. He flat won us that game tonight. After Aidoo and Owaka dominated vs them in Knoxville, Barnes knew their strategy this time would be to get both those guys in foul trouble early to take them out of the game. The boys said coach made JJJ play at the 5 for periods in practice this week and Mashack down low also so that they would be ready to pick up the load if it happened. JJJ is only 6ft6in but he had 11 points and 13 rebounds playing the post tonight in the big boys place. Mashack also took over as shown in the post above. He didn't get to 802 wins by not being a good coach. I think hes a HOF coach and we are very lucky to have him. What a game.

 

[volfanhill]

 

[DinkinFlicka]

We all need to take measure to ensure this team wins.

I'm gonna go celebate for March.

 

[VOLS INC.]

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Just saw that! Well played.

 

[marcusluvsvols]

I am betting since most of yall live over there in Gods country, yall already know about this...i watch 48hrs on youtube and other real crime stuff all the time. This case made me sick though. This evil woman killed 2 men and tried to kill a 3rd but crooked judges got her off. INSANE

 

[Orangeslice13]

I need this coffee cup

 

[85SugarVol]

 

[marcusluvsvols]

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Remember the weed commercial from the late 80s/early 90s? Dad takes the shoebox full of weed and stuff to the son and says " whered you get this? Who taught you this?!?"

" YOU ALRIGHT. I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU!!"

" Parents who use drugs...have children who use drugs." Lolol

Or the frying egg one.
This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?

Then they sent the DARE program into schools...where a cop literally came and showed all us lily white suburban southern kids EXACTLY what a joint was (fake of course) a real bowl, a baggie of flour said to be cocaine etc. None of us had any idea what any of that crap was beforehand...as 6th graders in elementary school...but you can bet your ass we all did and most wanted to try em out by the time it was over. They also asked each of us individually " have yall ever seen ANY of these things at home?" Trying to get people to unlnowingly narc out our parents or relatives. Real classy bullcrap right there. Asking minor kids questions about home/drugs with NO:

Parents present
Parental consent
Miranda rights read
Attorney present
Probable cause
Nor even reasonable suspicion
Or a warrant .

Wouldn't even try that BS today. Get sued into oblivion. Bankrupt the local government from all the lawsuits.

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

 

[McDad]

Here's a question for the folks who work for a living.
Why is it my drill bit designed for metal is worthless on angle iron...it will drill but it takes forever and self tapping screws for metal go through the material much easier?

Why not just make the bit out of the stuff theymake the screws???

 

[Orangeburst]

Here's a question for the folks who work for a living.
Why is it my drill bit designed for metal is worthless on angle iron...it will drill but it takes forever and self tapping screws for metal go through the material much easier?

Why not just make the bit out of the stuff theymake the screws???

Not Earth shattering…We all know you have a screw loose.

 

[StarRaider]

I am betting since most of yall live over there in Gods country, yall already know about this...i watch 48hrs on youtube and other real crime stuff all the time. This case made me sick though. This evil woman killed 2 men and tried to kill a 3rd but crooked judges got her off. INSANE

is that why Grizz stopped posting?

 

[StarRaider]

Here's a question for the folks who work for a living.
Why is it my drill bit designed for metal is worthless on angle iron...it will drill but it takes forever and self tapping screws for metal go through the material much easier?

Why not just make the bit out of the stuff theymake the screws???

sounds like the time i put my chain for the chainsaw on bakerds... it fit perfectly i tell ya what

 

[McDad]

Video of me calmly working on my car.

 

[volfanhill]

Video of me calmly working on my car.

You did a great job getting the silent mode working again