Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[volfanhill]

I have that misconception of myself a lot too.

It's the small hands

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

It's the small hands

That's really just insult on top of injury.

 

[marcusluvsvols]

Yep. The inspector general calls this guys testimony "urgent and credible." Just posted tonight:


2 sources i have seen also report that there are several "high ranking" government officials which have come forward to support this guys credibility....

there are so many videos out there now taken by US and foreign pilots which clearly show craft that can change direction 90degrees on a dime, accelerate so quickly that any human inside them would be a puddle of pink goo, enter and emerge from the ocean at breakneck speeds unhindered...and they do all of this with NO visible means of propulsion whatsoever. That is not my opinion, or a subjective claim...these craft are simultaneously seen on radar, cameras, FLIR, and by the pilots eyes. No way in Hell these ships are manmade....nor is there a single human expert which says that they are man made. Watched a video yesterday where the head professor of astronautics at USC (west) breaks down many of the Navy videos and he says repeatedly that we (humans,) do npt have the tech nor materials to build any type of craft which can handle the G forces or accelerate and change direction anywhere NEAR what these things can do. By orders of magnitude. Personal accounts are 1 thing and highly suspect. Cockpit videos from our best and brightest are a whole different level of credibility altogether IMO.

 

[AM64]

I don’t think releasing them accomplishes much once they’ve been filleted.

Septic didn't define "release"; you can't take undefined terms for granted around here.

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

When you just can’t believe or accept that you’re missing another sock.

 

[Orangeburst]

Too cute

 

[NorthDallas40]

So today has been “really” productive….Installing

• Matlab
• Matlab runtime libraries (5 times to get the right damn version)
• Our signal analyzer GUI
• CREO View
• LTSpice
• MathCAD
• Beyond Compare
• UltraEdit

They give you a damn engineering laptop with no freaking tools an engineer uses

 

[hog88]

So today has been “really” productive….Installing

• Matlab
• Matlab runtime libraries (5 times to get the right damn version)
• Our signal analyzer GUI
• CREO View
• LTSpice
• MathCAD
• Beyond Compare
• UltraEdit

They give you a damn engineering laptop with no freaking tools an engineer uses

I had a chili cheese dog for lunch.

 

[AM64]

I had a chili cheese dog for lunch.

With that onboard, you should be in the office helping ND40 install software.

 

[NorthDallas40]

Oh. And a damn gerber tool to review pwb artwork

 

[Vol423]

So today has been “really” productive….Installing

• Matlab
• Matlab runtime libraries (5 times to get the right damn version)
• Our signal analyzer GUI
• CREO View
• LTSpice
• MathCAD
• Beyond Compare
• UltraEdit

They give you a damn engineering laptop with no freaking tools an engineer uses

You've really screwed up now, ND40. Now that you have all those impressive tools, they're going to expect you to do actual work.

The job of a consultant is as follows:
1. Borrow the company's watch to tell them what time it is.
2. Keep the watch.

 

[hog88]

With that onboard, you should be in the office helping ND40 install software.

I'll get my tools. Think I'll need anything bigger than a 16oz hammer?

 

[hog88]

Oh. And a damn gerber tool to review pwb artwork

Gerber makes a good multi tool.

 

[NorthDallas40]

You've really screwed up now, ND40. Now that you have all those impressive tools, they're going to expect you to do actual work.

The job of a consultant is as follows:
1. Borrow the company's watch to tell them what time it is.
2. Keep the watch.

Jokes on them. Expect all they want.

 

[Grand Vol]

I'll get my tools. Think I'll need anything bigger than a 16oz hammer?

 

[n_huffhines]

Is dink gone? I just tried to tag him and I can't pull him with @ or the search feature? What'd I miss? @utvolpj

 

[NorthDallas40]

View attachment 555343

That was exactly what I needed this morning when the damn Bitlocker encryption burped when I turned it on. I was about to accidentally drop the damn thing 5 or 10 times

 

[hog88]

That was exactly what I needed this morning when the damn Bitlocker encryption burped when I turned it on. I was about to accidentally drop the damn thing 5 or 10 times

I get pissed too when I can't open my locker.

 

[volfanhill]

There is a massive plague in this country of people being on their phone, in public places, and having the phone call on speaker. These people are assholes

 

[hog88]

There is a massive plague in this country of people being on their phone, in public places, and having the phone call on speaker. These people are assholes

I hate the Mfrs who use the public crapper and talk on the phone while doing their business.

 

[NorthDallas40]

I get pissed too when I can't open my locker.

Bitlocker is a native hard drive encryption tool inside of all Windows machines noob.

 

[Orangeburst]

Got my first phone in mid 90's for work. Was at a Wendy's with my boss and he pointed out how annoying it was. Never forgot that and live it. If I have to talk it is very quiet and short.

 

[Vol423]

Bitlocker is a native hard drive encryption tool inside of all Windows machines noob.

I guess I'm a noob too. Never heard of it.

 

[hog88]

Bitlocker is a native hard drive encryption tool inside of all Windows machines noob.

Well I'll bring my hammer and we'll get it out if it's causing trouble.

 

[hog88]

Got my first phone in mid 90's for work. Was at a Wendy's with my boss and he pointed out how annoying it was. Never forgot that and live it. If I have to talk it is very quiet and short.

It was around 2000 give or take when I got my first phone, I fought it as long as I could. I hated having a pager and damn sure didn't want a phone to carry around.