Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

#54,129
#54,129
marcusluvsvols said:
And pimento cheese. Nasty sheit that no human being should ever willingly choose to eat. True Story: when i lived in Chattanooga as a small fry school was out for summer (Redbank elem) and my older sis and I qere at a mean old lady babysitter in our neighborhood. Had a sweet pool though and a velvet elvis painting whose eyes seemed to follow you when walking across the room. She served pimento cheese sandwiches for lunch anout 1130 AM then pool time was to be 1215 . I took 1 bite and gagged. She got pissed and said I would have to sit there at the table until I had eaten the whole sammich. I was 5 years old. When my mom showed up to pick us up about 6PM i was still sitting at the kitchen table with that nasty sammich in front of me at the table. Never took another bite. Us kids were told to wait on the front porch by my Mom...but I could hear her blistering that mean old biatch thru the closed door...that was the last time we ever saw that babysitter.

That was also the last time i ever tasted the God forsaken crap they call pimento cheese. 40 years ago in Chattanooga circa 1982. I would rather eat bugs and tree bark in a survival situation than ever eat that BS again...same for ranch...blue cheese...sour cream...mayonnaise and anything that contains mayo to include chicken salad tuna salad noodle salad etcetc. My wife eats all of the above save pimento cheese though
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Love pimento cheese
 
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marcusluvsvols said:
And pimento cheese. Nasty sheit that no human being should ever willingly choose to eat. True Story: when i lived in Chattanooga as a small fry school was out for summer (Redbank elem) and my older sis and I qere at a mean old lady babysitter in our neighborhood. Had a sweet pool though and a velvet elvis painting whose eyes seemed to follow you when walking across the room. She served pimento cheese sandwiches for lunch anout 1130 AM then pool time was to be 1215 . I took 1 bite and gagged. She got pissed and said I would have to sit there at the table until I had eaten the whole sammich. I was 5 years old. When my mom showed up to pick us up about 6PM i was still sitting at the kitchen table with that nasty sammich in front of me at the table. Never took another bite. Us kids were told to wait on the front porch by my Mom...but I could hear her blistering that mean old biatch thru the closed door...that was the last time we ever saw that babysitter.

That was also the last time i ever tasted the God forsaken crap they call pimento cheese. 40 years ago in Chattanooga circa 1982. I would rather eat bugs and tree bark in a survival situation than ever eat that BS again...same for ranch...blue cheese...sour cream...mayonnaise and anything that contains mayo to include chicken salad tuna salad noodle salad etcetc. My wife eats all of the above save pimento cheese though
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Blasphemy.
 
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marcusluvsvols said:
And pimento cheese. Nasty sheit that no human being should ever willingly choose to eat. True Story: when i lived in Chattanooga as a small fry school was out for summer (Redbank elem) and my older sis and I qere at a mean old lady babysitter in our neighborhood. Had a sweet pool though and a velvet elvis painting whose eyes seemed to follow you when walking across the room. She served pimento cheese sandwiches for lunch anout 1130 AM then pool time was to be 1215 . I took 1 bite and gagged. She got pissed and said I would have to sit there at the table until I had eaten the whole sammich. I was 5 years old. When my mom showed up to pick us up about 6PM i was still sitting at the kitchen table with that nasty sammich in front of me at the table. Never took another bite. Us kids were told to wait on the front porch by my Mom...but I could hear her blistering that mean old biatch thru the closed door...that was the last time we ever saw that babysitter.

That was also the last time i ever tasted the God forsaken crap they call pimento cheese. 40 years ago in Chattanooga circa 1982. I would rather eat bugs and tree bark in a survival situation than ever eat that BS again...same for ranch...blue cheese...sour cream...mayonnaise and anything that contains mayo to include chicken salad tuna salad noodle salad etcetc. My wife eats all of the above save pimento cheese though
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I cant do a sandwich of it. But I dont mind it in small doses.
 
#54,137
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marcusluvsvols said:
And pimento cheese. Nasty sheit that no human being should ever willingly choose to eat. True Story: when i lived in Chattanooga as a small fry school was out for summer (Redbank elem) and my older sis and I qere at a mean old lady babysitter in our neighborhood. Had a sweet pool though and a velvet elvis painting whose eyes seemed to follow you when walking across the room. She served pimento cheese sandwiches for lunch anout 1130 AM then pool time was to be 1215 . I took 1 bite and gagged. She got pissed and said I would have to sit there at the table until I had eaten the whole sammich. I was 5 years old. When my mom showed up to pick us up about 6PM i was still sitting at the kitchen table with that nasty sammich in front of me at the table. Never took another bite. Us kids were told to wait on the front porch by my Mom...but I could hear her blistering that mean old biatch thru the closed door...that was the last time we ever saw that babysitter.

That was also the last time i ever tasted the God forsaken crap they call pimento cheese. 40 years ago in Chattanooga circa 1982. I would rather eat bugs and tree bark in a survival situation than ever eat that BS again...same for ranch...blue cheese...sour cream...mayonnaise and anything that contains mayo to include chicken salad tuna salad noodle salad etcetc. My wife eats all of the above save pimento cheese though
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LOL ... you ain't right. :)
 
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volfanhill said:
Best burger I have ever had is at local joint to me. They put a massive scoop of smoked pimento cheese on top of the burger. So good.
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See that is good. But when it's literally the only thing on a sandwich it's not that good. And dont get pedantic and say there are pickles on it.
 
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DinkinFlicka said:
Depends on the tits.
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#54,146
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marcusluvsvols said:
My new air intake from DC sports showed up so here it is installed...sounds great and adds maybe 6 or 8HP, makes a deep sound like a big V6 under throttle but is silent at idle....cant have that weedeater sound these teens run from their mufflers. I can actually feel a difference in 1st thru 3rd gears now. It just pulls harder from 3.5k to 7k RPMs...and VTEC engines make peak HP at redline...unlike regular engines that start wheezing if you wind them out.
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Need a video
 
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