Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

I’m sitting here on a heating pad for my glutius maximus. I literally put too much ass behind my golf swing while at the range a few days ago and tore a muscle in my upper butt/lower back. It’s been hurting for a while but I noticed the bruising coming to the surface yesterday. Kinda a relief actually I was worried it might be something worse. Torn muscle should be back pretty quick now.

I hope you get back to "normal" soon.

 

[Orangeburst]

I’m sitting here on a heating pad for my glutius maximus. I literally put too much ass behind my golf swing while at the range a few days ago and tore a muscle in my upper butt/lower back. It’s been hurting for a while but I noticed the bruising coming to the surface yesterday. Kinda a relief actually I was worried it might be something worse. Torn muscle should be back pretty quick now.

Need to stop swinging with Large Marge. She has busted many a broncos.

 

[NorthDallas40]

I hope you get back to "normal" soon.

Lulz.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Lulz.

 

[hog88]

I’m sitting here on a heating pad for my glutius maximus. I literally put too much ass behind my golf swing while at the range a few days ago and tore a muscle in my upper butt/lower back. It’s been hurting for a while but I noticed the bruising coming to the surface yesterday. Kinda a relief actually I was worried it might be something worse. Torn muscle should be back pretty quick now.

I saw boobs out on the lake today.

Any day you see a pair of unexpected boobs is a good day!

 

[hog88]

Cheese is good

Except Blue cheese. God awful nasty stuff that is.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Except Blue cheese. God awful nasty stuff that is.

For some reason I like it on a salad

 

[0nelilreb]

Except Blue cheese. God awful nasty stuff that is.

I’m with you , I use to like it as a salad dressing until I had a bad experience once . I can’t even look at it now without trying to get dry heaves

 

[hog88]

For some reason I like it on a salad

You’re weird

 

[IluvdoubleD's]

the only acceptable instance of blue cheese is chicken wings, and it is the ONLY answer.

 

[Orangeslice13]

You’re weird

The blackened blue cheese salad at Zaclebees is awesome

 

[Orangeslice13]

the only acceptable instance of blue cheese is chicken wings, and it is the ONLY answer.

I can’t stand blue cheese with wings.

 

[Vol423]

I’m sitting here on a heating pad for my glutius maximus. I literally put too much ass behind my golf swing while at the range a few days ago and tore a muscle in my upper butt/lower back. It’s been hurting for a while but I noticed the bruising coming to the surface yesterday. Kinda a relief actually I was worried it might be something worse. Torn muscle should be back pretty quick now.

Getting old sucks!

 

[landscapingvol]

Anyone who likes blue cheese is a closeted homosexual, Communist It’s putrid, literally.

 

[AshG]

Anyone who likes blue cheese is a closeted homosexual, Communist It’s putrid, literally.

Well, shoot... Y'all have done outed me.

Maytag bleu cheese on a nice ribeye? Yum.

 

[NorthDallas40]

Getting old sucks!

It ain’t for wusses that’s for sure. But it damn well beats the alternative

 

[evillawyer]

the only acceptable instance of blue cheese is chicken wings, and it is the ONLY answer.

Mixed with MAGA tears, it makes a nice dressing.

 

[Weezer]

I’m sitting here on a heating pad for my glutius maximus. I literally put too much ass behind my golf swing while at the range a few days ago and tore a muscle in my upper butt/lower back. It’s been hurting for a while but I noticed the bruising coming to the surface yesterday. Kinda a relief actually I was worried it might be something worse. Torn muscle should be back pretty quick now.

I'm sure @McDad would massage it for you.

 

[Weezer]

I saw boobs out on the lake today.

Any day you see a pair of unexpected boobs is a good day!

I was going to make a joke, but you speak truth.

 

[Weezer]

Pain just reminds me I'm still alive.

I'm constantly reminded I'm still alive.

 

[BreatheUT]

Except Blue cheese. God awful nasty stuff that is.

A lot of people seem to be getting in on this, but it used to be my #1 option before I got sold on ranch. Now I don't really like blue cheese anymore. If ranch is out then I'd to go it on a salad, then maybe celery and wings.

 

[AM64]

I saw boobs out on the lake today.

Any day you see a pair of unexpected boobs is a good day!

Mrs Hog going topless again?

 

[hog88]

Mrs Hog going topless again?

No, kids and grandkids were with us….

Pulled into a cove to anchor up and there was a woman sunning herself on the bow of a big cabin cruiser.

 

[clarksvol00]

There's a lot of BS on volnation, but this anti-bleu cheese propaganda is too much.

 

[VolStrom]

No, kids and grandkids were with us….

Pulled into a cove to anchor up and there was a woman sunning herself on the bow of a big cabin cruiser.

Sounds like you need a bigger boat.