Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[Grand Vol]

And meanwhile a perfectly normal, financially stable man like me is single.

Who ever convinced you that you were normal?

 

[hog88]

And meanwhile a perfectly normal, financially stable man like me is single.

Perfectly normal?

 

[LouderVol]

Who ever convinced you that you were normal?

Havent been to jail.

 

[hog88]

Havent been to jail.

Nerd.

 

[LouderVol]

Nerd.

Better at looking innocent.

 

[VolStrom]

Havent been to jail.

You need to check out UT hospital and introduce yourself to Rickyvol.

 

[hog88]

Better at looking innocent.

Yeah, who would arrest this face?

 

[VolStrom]

Yeah, who would arrest this face?

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He looks familiar. I think he propositioned me in one of the Neyland stadium urinal lines once.

 

[LouderVol]

He looks familiar. I think he propositioned me in one of the Neyland stadium urinal lines once.

I only hang out in the bathrooms with the troughs.

 

[Grand Vol]

Yeah, who would arrest this face?

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This guy...

 

[hog88]

This guy...

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I could see Louder on his show.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Yeah, who would arrest this face?

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That looks to be kid actor Haley Joel Osment of the Sixth Sense (1999) all grown up now.

 

[hog88]

That looks to be kid actor Haley Joel Osment of the Sixth Sense (1999) all grown up now.

Louder's doppelganger.

 

[Orangeburst]

Well, Mavis Tire bungholed me again. Claimed a road hazard replacement and boy I went thru the wringer.

 

[Grand Vol]

Well, Mavis Tire bungholed me again. Claimed a road hazard replacement and boy I went thru the wringer.

Honestly, that's why I've gone with Firestone. Never a question with road hazards.

 

[Weezer]

Former employee just stopped by to say hi and goodbye. Guy has cirrhosis of the liver from alcoholism (reason we fired him), has lost 80lbs in the 6 months since he worked here and looks like a stick figure. Says he only has a few more months to live. Terrible way to go out.

Been there, done that. Got the transplant and lived. But mine wasn't from alcoholism.

Is he not a transplant candidate?

 

[Weezer]

How desperate does a woman have to be to throw away her life for a convict?

I ask that same question about a lot of your guys' wives....

 

[Orangeburst]

Honestly, that's why I've gone with Firestone. Never a question with road hazards.

I wanted Michelin's and they did not have them. Ironically enough they are right across the street and resolved my issues from Mavis a few months ago.
It took them 1.15 hours to replace my tire with an appointment. I was watching them thru the window and I tell you what that whole crew was the most lethargic group I have ever seen, Wont even waste my time discussing the hours of my time 2 days ago. What a clown show.

 

[Orangeburst]

Been there, done that. Got the transplant and lived. But mine wasn't from alcoholism.

Is he not a transplant candidate?

If you dont mind me asking, what led to your replacement? I understand if it is off limits

 

[hog88]

Been there, done that. Got the transplant and lived. But mine wasn't from alcoholism.

Is he not a transplant candidate?

I didn't ask him many questions so I don't know. I didn't hardly recognize him when he came in the door.

 

[hog88]

I ask that same question about a lot of your guys' wives....

My wife was just easy with low standards but IDK if they were ever that low...

 

[Weezer]

If you dont mind me asking, what led to your replacement? I understand if it is off limits

What is NASH? (Non alcoholic steatohepatitis) | NASH Education Program (the-nash-education-program.com)

 

[McDad]

I ask that same question about a lot of your guys' wives....

McRib is deaf and blind. Only explanation that makes sense.

 

[Orangeburst]

What is NASH? (Non alcoholic steatohepatitis) | NASH Education Program (the-nash-education-program.com)

Thanks. I had my liver enzymes checked a couple of years ago they were high and something we should all keep an eye on, just like colonoscopies. Maybe this will open some eyes and be a blessing with your candidness.

 

[StarRaider]