Why hasn't Neyland Stadium been named The VOLCANOE?

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As each member of The mighty Vol Nation enters the VOLCANOE in anticipation of a top 20 showdown with one their rivals, white hot rage simmers. As The Pride of Southland band forms the T, The VOLCANOE erupts, decibel levels reach 120+ and this place is a nightmare for teams who dare to step foot into this venue. Stuff your ears with earplugs and scream!!! After every score the VOLCANOE will shoot cannons. And late in the fourth quarter lava(big orange nation) will set the stage for a massive eruption.

Just a thought. GM volnation.
 
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As each member of The mighty Vol Nation enters the VOLCANOE in anticipation of a top 20 showdown with one their rivals, white hot rage simmers. As The Pride of Southland band forms the T, The VOLCANOE erupts, decibel levels reach 120+ and this place is a nightmare for teams who dare to step foot into this venue. Stuff your ears with earplugs and scream!!! After every score the VOLCANOE will shoot cannons. And late in the fourth quarter lava(big orange nation) will set the stage for a massive eruption.

Just a thought. GM volnation.
No disrespect to the Generals, I shouldve said nicknamed the VOLCANOE.
 
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As each member of The mighty Vol Nation enters the VOLCANOE in anticipation of a top 20 showdown with one their rivals, white hot rage simmers. As The Pride of Southland band forms the T, The VOLCANOE erupts, decibel levels reach 120+ and this place is a nightmare for teams who dare to step foot into this venue. Stuff your ears with earplugs and scream!!! After every score the VOLCANOE will shoot cannons. And late in the fourth quarter lava(big orange nation) will set the stage for a massive eruption.

Just a thought. GM volnation.
Sounds about right...too bad this volcano has been dormant for 20 years.
 
#12
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The vol canoe? We are by the river

This guy should lead us onto the field.

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Too bad, I bet they've already destroyed the volcano at the Mirage. We could have bought it cheap.
 
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Maybe the POTS could play Eruption by Van Halen during the entrance.


So, we get CGI Chris Farley dressed as Matt Foley in an orange Volkswagen Van with a Vol canoe on top racing onto the field with Eruption playing. The other team would probably just pass out from the sheer awsomeness.
 
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As each member of The mighty Vol Nation enters the VOLCANOE in anticipation of a top 20 showdown with one their rivals, white hot rage simmers. As The Pride of Southland band forms the T, The VOLCANOE erupts, decibel levels reach 120+ and this place is a nightmare for teams who dare to step foot into this venue. Stuff your ears with earplugs and scream!!! After every score the VOLCANOE will shoot cannons. And late in the fourth quarter lava(big orange nation) will set the stage for a massive eruption.

Just a thought. GM volnation.

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So, we get CGI Chris Farley dressed as Matt Foley in an orange Volkswagen Van with a Vol canoe on top racing onto the field with Eruption playing. The other team would probably just pass out from the sheer awsomeness.
I mean while we’re at it, why not free hits of acid for everyone in the stadium? 😂
 
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