War in Ukraine

In other words, every major war we've fought since Korea has been unjustified. It's pretty much what we do.

* Vietnam: Interfered in a civil war between 3rd world countries to stop the spread of communism (we lost)
* 2nd Gulf War: Invaded a sovereign nation to "pre-emptively" remove its leader and eliminate its non-existent WMDs from being used against us (we won)
* Afghanistan: Eliminated the 9/11 perpetrators, then engaged in "nation building" of a 3rd world country filled with religious zealots (we lost)

50 years or so of fighting, and we lost 66% of the time.

At least if we go to war in Ukraine, we get back to our roots of kicking ass, whether it's a war of choice or not.

Help me not to make a strawman of your argument. You seem to be saying, in effect, "Four wrongs make a right." What am I missing?
 
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I'm thinking at this point that Biden has nothing left but to offer up a preemptive nuclear attack on Russia. Ukraine's democracy is at stake, and we've already sent Kamala there to ease tensions.
 
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Russia invades tomorrow. Obvious reasons:

(1) Olympics over. Puty respected the ancient Olympic "truce". Still Nobel Peace Prize contender.
(2) It's a Monday. Mondays suck. Everywhere. Even moreso in Ukraine tomorrow.
(3) Binken said he'd met with Lazarov on Thursday *if* they don't invade prior to then.
(4) Lazarov has severe halitosis, so Blinken didn't want to meet him in the first place.
(5) Puty has a bareback (him not the horse) horseback ride scheduled tomorrow. Photo opp.
(6) Chicken Little Biden said a bazillion times Puty would do it.
(7) Ukraine spelled backwards is Eniarku which of course is the Yiddish word for tomorrow.
(8) Russian troops suffering callous fingers from literally playing weeks of non-stop Tetris.
(9) Kyiv clothing stores just received new shipments of coveted 501 button-fly Levis.
(10) Ukrainian women. Duhhh.

I fully expect this post to go in the Babylon Bee!
 
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