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[barknoxbrawler]

Knows Joe lives on Volnation.

 

[Souce]

Thinks Joe has real purty lips

 

[Coastypop]

Is surprised I am still here

 

[barknoxbrawler]

Rides a Huffy and flaunts it at drive thru windows.

 

[Behr]

Thinks he's pretty cause his momma used to tell him so.

 

[barknoxbrawler]

Knows Momma jokes are off limits. But all mommas are on Joe. #playa

 

[Souce]

Dated all the lunch ladies in high school

 

[barknoxbrawler]

Should know free food ….is free food.

 

[joevol33]

Thought he wasn't gonna get dinner when he heard meatloaf had passed

 

[barknoxbrawler]

Should know “a meat loaf has passed”, is a completely different saying at my home involving the bathroom.

 

[joevol33]

Drinks hand sanitizer for a buzz

 

[VolNotInNorthCack]

Literally thought they were all really Jerry's kids.

 

[joevol33]

Wears his "kiss the chef" apron to the soup kitchen

 

[BigO95]

Goes to the homeless shelter just to get a free meal

 

[joevol33]

Goes to pick up dates

 

[Coastypop]

Doesn’t need homeless shelter for his dates, he gets em at the family reunion

 

[joevol33]

Thought Starbucks was a place you paid to look through a telescope for a dollar

 

[BigO95]

Is skeerd of souce

 

[malinoisvol]

Has "Its Raining Men" on loop.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Once worked as a chunk and Dales dancer.

 

[malinoisvol]

Knows I was chunk and that I spent all the dolla-bill he put in my nanner hammock.

 

[joevol33]

Was banned from PTO meetings for trying to organize a Mafia with other dads

 

[NorCalVol67]

Should be more scared of iguanas than bears.

 

[joevol33]

Is the reason there's 15 massage parlors per square mile in south Florida

 

[Souce]

Knows because he works in 14 of them