UT wins 2021 Cornhole National Championship!!!

[KingtUT]

Are we gonna do this on here every time some intramural team wins something that doesn’t even matter

Doesnt matter to who? You? ABSOLUTELY WE ARE.

 

[Vol524]

I almost got in a fight when someone asked if I wanted to come to a cornhole party. Turns out it doesn't mean what it meant when I was growing up! SMH

 

[VolsnRavens]

I’m pretty sure we’ve been the cornhole champions the past decade. Glad it’s finally changing.

 

[Cosmo]

I seriously thought this was a thread about how we were "cornholed" at the Music City Bowl. My bad...

 

[JRich]

 

[Boca Vol]

I believe the celebration parade is today at 2:30 down Gay Street for those who would like to show your support. They are trying to determine the appropriate place to hang the National Championship Banner as we speak...

Above the jar of pickled eggs is the standard place for such an accomplishment.

 

[Rocky Top Raby]

Nothing to do with football

 

[clt_tiger]

Nothing to do with football

 

[SockeyeVol]

Heard Guarantano used to be on the cornhole squad and killed 3 fans with a beanbag in one game……….

"Wrong hole, #2, WRONG HOLE!"

 

[JonGrudensAgent]

They need to hand out cornhole scholarships for whoever chucked the golf ball at Kiffin.

 

[JonGrudensAgent]

Also.....does anyone have the 7 Maxims of Cornholin' handy?

 

[GoodlettsvilleVol]

I've never felt so smug in all my life.

 

[Bigorange123]

 

[Tnphil]

I pitch washers. There is some carryover to pitching bean bags and horse shoes.

See y’all in Yorkville.

I was born on a farm in Yorkville.

 

[Tnphil]

Texas A&M will probably offer them 5 million in NIL money....Look for them to hit the portal.

 

[JohnWardForever]

We’re a cornhole school now

Dubious....

 

[Volfan1000]

I tried to watch a cornhole tournament on ESPN once and ended up sawing logs in front of the television.

 

[dobre_shunka]

How long until we see 2021 Cornhole Championship rings for sale on eBay?

 

[LordVOLdemort]

Where can I get the car sticker?

*Alumni License Plate

fify

 

[LordVOLdemort]

Why were they not holding a bottle of beer in one hand? I thought that was the official rule.

Solid, ref must have missed that one.

 

[BruisedOrange]

How long until we see 2021 Cornhole Championship rings for sale on eBay?

Good point. The life of a cornhole champion burns brightly with the allure of fast money, flashy endorsements, and a lurid life filled with fast women and reckless pleasures. Like embers from a pep rally bonfire, they rise brilliantly into the night's sky, their fall to earth unseen... marked only by the rhinestones of past glories, found in dusty corners of pawn shops in B-league cornhole towns.

It's an oft-told story.

 

[DooleyOrangePants]

Cornhole School!!!

 

[HoptownVol]

This is a sport? Bloody hell.

 

[MAD]

 

[Ref4Life]

Heard Guarantano used to be on the cornhole squad and killed 3 fans with a beanbag in one game……….

Lmfao!!! Thanks for the laugh bud