Maryville Teen Marries 72-year old Grandmother

[Godfatha]

Knock the dust off of it!

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Reading the title, I thought it was his grandmother. Messed up either way, but it doesn't seem as bad now.

I thought the same thing.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Evidently y'all ain't never had a no-denture adventure.

:lol:

 

[VOLatile]

Ohhhh, so it's not his grandmother.

Well, that's not quite as bad then. He apparently is just a guy who likes to ride the geri-go-round. To each his own, I suppose.

He doesn't even keep them around long enough to collect an inheritance. Wtf.

 

[LittleCat]

Lol my exact reaction to seeing this thread and some of the posts.

 

[Jxn Vol]

Older the berry, the sweeter the juice

But after awhile it turns into a raisin. Which is what we have here.

 

[pismonque]

As much as I try to take the stance of "to each his own," this one just kinda screams prior childhood trauma. What'd you do, granny?

 

[GreveHaller]

"pull those Depends down and show me what you got............"

no. just no.

 

[DeepSpringsVol]

The lady looks like our former AD Dave Hart lol

 

[g8terh8ter_eric]

"pull those Depends down and show me what you got............"

no. just no.

Sounds like a Mystikal song.

 

[Rasputin_Vol]

And his previous squeeze was 77. Hmmm, I'm sensing the fella has a fear of long-term commitment.

Gotta get in where you fit in...

 

[Jackcrevol]

Gotta get in where you fit in...

Googlsed old man gif. And it linked to this story. Oh the ironkee.

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Bill Burr has a great routine on this.

 

[RDU VOL#14]

Well this is an unexpected bump.

 

[kiddiedoc]

Well this is an unexpected bump.

That's probably what she said.

 

[RDU VOL#14]

That's probably what she said.

As soon as I typed it I knew I lobbed a soft ball…

 

[Firebirdparts]

Well this is an unexpected bump.

I didn't think this story was all that disgusting until they said they went to Chuck E. Cheese.

 

[RDU VOL#14]

I didn't think this story was all that disgusting until they said they went to Chuck E. Cheese.

I was a big fan that he traded in the 77 year old for a younger model. How does one go about breaking up with someone who is 77? It’s not you it’s me? Do you want to adopt? Did he get tired of all the whispers at the 4 o’clock supper at the K&W? Did his merit badges not matchup too well with the boys who fought in Khe Sahn? Not easy being the young guy.

 

[LittleVol]

...
How does such young mind perceive...
No...

Like, HOW could you ever view a 70 year old woman in a sexual light??

Throw "culture " out the window. On a primal instinctual level, how could you be attracted to that? You can't make her pregnant!

 

[CagleMtnVol]

...
Like, HOW could you ever view a 70 year old woman in a sexual light??

You seriously have never seen an attractive older woman that has turned your head.

Their is certainly a few celebrities in their 60's or 70's that I wouldn't say no to if given the opportunity.

Throw "culture" out the window. On a primal instinctual level, how could you be attracted to that? You can't make her pregnant!

Even better!

 

[SD189]

You seriously have never seen an attractive older woman that has turned your head.

Their is certainly a few celebrities in their 60's or 70's that I wouldn't say no to if given the opportunity.



Even better!

In LittleVols defense… most women that age look nothing like Christie Brinkley.

 

[HollowaytoSeivers]

In LittleVols defense… most women that age look nothing like Christie Brinkley.

Very true. It's usually more like a cross between Chris Christie and David Brinkley.

 

[Firebirdparts]

And especially don’t come to Sullivan County. We’re all pretty hideous here.